scarletngrey11
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(2/28/06 4:14:04 pm)
Reply Re: Ask a coach a question
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Mr. Carr,
How does if feel to have lost four out of the last five games in the biggest rivalry in college football? Do you think this is a personnel or coaching problem? And do you think that the same applies to why you consistently lose bowl games. Finally, are you concerned with the direction the program is heading in?
Also, how does it feel to watch you rival consistently win BCS games, and put loads of players into the NFL.
Edited by: scarletngrey11 at: 2/28/06 4:14:57 pm
LlloydCarr*
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(2/28/06 5:04:39 pm)
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Re: Ask a coach a question
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What kind of stupid questions are these? Losing to Ohio State sucks. How does it feel to have some boyband punk sing Hail to the Victors from the top of your toiletbowl stadium?
And I would've beaten you guys if Tressel hadn't called in the police to harrass me and my team the last time we were at the shoe. We were threatened with dogs. How am I supposed to keep my players from flashing sorority girls if every time we go to your stadium they are stripped and searched?
Now don't go thinking that just because Michigan and Ohio State have a rivavlry that somehow they are rivals. We've won more games than anyone, ever. Our stadium holds more people. And we're Michigan and you're not.
Coaching or personnel? Well it obviously isn't the coaching, so what does that tell you?
Yes, I lose bowl games. But I also get paid while doing it. You, meanwhile, have to sit at home and watch my nipples bore through my shirt. You don't get paid for that. Which one of us makes out better in that respect?
Of course I'm concerned with the direction of my program. I'm being pushed out by ingrates who seem to think that winning a national championship only buys a coach about ten years. Where am I supposed to go? I bought a retirement home in Florida, but my neighbors keep putting up "For Sale" signs in my front yard at night.
Yes, I'm sure Jim Tressel is so respected for winning BCS games and putting players in the NFL. But I'm sure Ernest Shazor will vouch for my ability to mold players into NFL prospects.

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