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PrincessPeach

I want to ride my bicycle.
Does anyone know how you go about getting a job writing closed captions? They amuse me greatly, especially during live events.

I suppose I'm just bored, but this is the kind of stuff you think about when you opened a pub at noon and you haven't had a customer yet... and as you sit here waiting for 3:00 when some people might start showing up, you've had plenty of time to do random shit like cleaning the suger/salt glass rimmer thingie, which was a big sticky mess, doing crossword puzzles, throwing money into the jukebox to listen to TBDBITL, perfecting your bloody marys, and watching football.

Anyway, someone just "speck tack ewe lairly" downed a punt at the one-yard-line.

Brilliant.
 
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