Cleveland Indians 2015 Thread of Barely Restrained Contempt (BALLS)

[Bucklion]

There's always next year.

Still my favorite...that's Kluber in the back looking at...fuck it, pick a "hitter"

 

[Bucklion]

Managed to hit the ball a collective 70 feet in 2 important at-bats.

3/4 of this team has infield grass power.

 

[Bucklion]

Combined opponent runs scored in games the Indians win this year? 4?

 

[Zippercat]

This goat has very little in common with the Tribe. The goat can hit!

 

[Bucklion]

Katy bar your nipples, here comes that Indians lineup.

 

[NFBuck]

Only took them 13 innings to plate one. Not too shabby. On the positive side, Carrasco looks as nasty as he did last august-September. On the negative side, they're still shitty.

 

[Bucklion]

Nice Lonnie. I'd rather have Knobloch throwing to first than that asscurtain trying to field at third.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Solo home runs seem to be the only way they know how to.score.

 

[Bucklion]

Solo home runs seem to be the only way they know how to.score.

Well its not like they're going to score 3 or 4 in a game with these Judy punchers...

 

[NFBuck]

Seven hits...an offensive EXPLOSION.

I foresee a lot of nights falling asleep in the recliner watching these hacks...

 

[NFBuck]

Also, how in the FUCK is Luis Valbuena still playing?

 

[buckeyemania11]

Also, how in the FUCK is Luis Valbuena still playing?

Grady Sizermore's corpse bats 5tg for the Phillies so anything is possible. Is the Marte partay lurking on a minor league roster still?

 

[Mike80]

Grady Sizermore's corpse bats 5tg for the Phillies so anything is possible. Is the Marte partay lurking on a minor league roster still?

Marte plays in Korea now.

 

[Bucklion]

Allen just serves up a helping of butt salad...that was 9 nasty pitches. Over to the Crew game.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Marte plays in Korea now.

But is he still shitty by Korean standards?