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Cleveland Indians 2015 Thread of Barely Restrained Contempt (BALLS)

Nah, he's just one of those poor saps that thinks a Cleveland franchise might actually accomplish something of note. So in other words...


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Yeah why be an actual fan, why not just a nice guy with nothing going in life and is probably too broke to pay the $10 to attend a game and just sit on BP all day telling everyone how bad the indians are, sounds like you got it made.
 
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As i already said, i will never give a [Mark May] what happens in april because i actually know how baseball works. its like saying pre-season in football counts for something. utterly meaningless.
So you actually know how baseball works? Well I actually know how math works.

If 90 wins is the "magic number" to get into the playoffs, then Detroit and Kansas City (both currently 11-3) need to go 79-69 (.534 winning percentage) the rest of the way, while the Indians (currently 5-8) need to go 85-64 (.570 winning percentage). In other words, the Tigers and Royals have to play 10 games over .500, and the Indians have to play 21 games over .500. Not utterly meaningless.
 
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So you actually know how baseball works? Well I actually know how math works.

If 90 wins is the "magic number" to get into the playoffs, then Detroit and Kansas City (both currently 11-3) need to go 79-69 (.534 winning percentage) the rest of the way, while the Indians (currently 5-8) need to go 85-64 (.570 winning percentage). In other words, the Tigers and Royals have to play 10 games over .500, and the Indians have to play 21 games over .500. Not utterly meaningless.
Hater.
 
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I know sometimes the visitors to the Ohio baseball rant forums like the more colorful and long winded explosions we long suffering fans let forth but for those of us who endure the nightmare....this right here is it.

Short, sweet and to the point. No wasting effort typing a bunch of extra "fucks" and "cocksuckers" those are a given.
A fucking hate this fucking cocksucker.
 
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