Cleveland Guardians (2026 Season Thread)

[OHSportsFan]

Pitchers look like they don’t even stand a chance. Completely choking.

 

[Bucklion]

Well that lead lasted shorter than a nerds money at a tittie bar

 

[Bucklion]

Goddamn pussy bitch pitching

 

[OHSportsFan]

Pitchers looked scared the entire night. Way to show up, guys.

 

[Bucklion]

This team holds the world record for Ks…let’s nibble at the corners like a chipmunk with an acorn. Fuvksticks.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Vogt has got to go. Bringing Bibee in who's been awful for the last month when you gave Williams available is a criminally stupid decision. But hey at least he saved him for the non existent game 5

 

[buckeyemania11]

Clutch bazanna

 

[OHSportsFan]

Showing fight at the plate! Let’s go.

Might need about 6 more.

 

[OHSportsFan]

Sox fans might trade our pitchers nibbling for their pitchers tossing soft meatballs down the middle

 

[Bucklion]

Showing fight at the plate! Let’s go.

Might need about 6 more.

Well they’re doing their part…serious clutch hitting. The radio guys made a great point in the first couple of games…when you do bullpen games every game like the pale hosers, eventually you’re going to run into at least one guy who doesn’t have it. If you catch two, you’re disco. Seen it the last 2 games now.

 

[Bucklion]

Aggressive on the bases…but did they get him

 

[Bucklion]

Shit decision to run into an out when they’re tossing meatballs.

 

[OHSportsFan]

Didn’t really need an extra base there.

 

[Bucklion]

Giant inning ends with a wet taco fart…let’s hope it’s enough with the shit gibbons we are running out to the mound

 

[buckeyemania11]

Game is far from over with this pitching