Cincinnati Reds (2026 Season Thread)

[Jaxbuck]

Hunter Greene is starting in a AAA game today as well.

They waited until Spring Training to have the surgery they knew he needed all off season so they could sell more mid season Louisville tickets.

 

[Thump]

Bums

 

[Bestbuck36]

Hell yeah, way to make em work Reds. 6 total pitches the first inning to get these bums out. Fucks sake

 

[brodybuck21]

2 putrid offensive innings in the books tonight. Over/under on hits is set at 1

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

9 up, 9 down. Leave it to the offense to vanish the minute they get any decent pitching,

 

[brodybuck21]

9 up and 9 down with 6 k's so far tonight

 

[Bestbuck36]

@Jaxbuck I was hoping you were going to send Lodolo to the outback after that last outing. Dude is totally snake bitten and terrifying right now.

 

[Jaxbuck]

@Jaxbuck I was hoping you were going to send Lodolo to the outback after that last outing. Dude is totally snake bitten and terrifying right now.

Yep.

All it took was me cutting him in fantasy baseball.

I should have blackmailed the Yankees after Yahbot took Judge #1.

Dear Yankees,
Give me $ and I'll cut him. Don't give me any money and I'll keep him, ensuring a season, if not career, ending injury.

Govern yourselves accordingly.
-Love me

 

[brodybuck21]

15 batters
14 outs
1 hbp

Awesome

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

2 hits in the last 15 innings.

 

[brodybuck21]

2 hits in the last 15 innings.

3 hits in 17 innings

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

4 hits in 19 innings.

 

[brodybuck21]

4 hits in 19 innings.

Is that bad? Sounds bad

 

[Jaxbuck]

Play no talent players, get no talent results.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Play no talent players, get no talent results.

Do they have a choice?