Cincinnati Reds (2026 Season Thread)

[BuckeyeNation27]

I think Thom Brennaman saw this all coming and had a decision to make. Get fired for using a slur, or continue being forced to watch the Reds.

 

[brodybuck21]

Top things of the 21st century list (note how none have anything to do with winning anything)

No order:
-Amir Garrett fights the entire Pirates dugout
-Ricky Karcher interview
-Thom calls a home run from Castellanos in KC
-Kickin' it with Johnny Cueto
-Phillips gives the Cardinals their nickname
-The Donkey hits one into Kentucky. Literally.

What am I missing? I know I have to be missing something because I go very long stretches of not even watching these fuckgimps

-Puig fights the pirates
-Elly steals his way around the bases at Milw
-Castellanos stands over Cardinals catcher after scoring on a wild pitch

 

[Herb Kirkstreit]

Top things of the 21st century list (note how none have anything to do with winning anything)

No order:
-Amir Garrett fights the entire Pirates dugout
-Ricky Karcher interview
-Thom calls a home run from Castellanos in KC
-Kickin' it with Johnny Cueto
-Phillips gives the Cardinals their nickname
-The Donkey hits one into Kentucky. Literally.

What am I missing? I know I have to be missing something because I go very long stretches of not even watching these fuckgimps

The Todd Father got GAB rocking the loudest it has ever been for the home run derby in Cincinnati.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Lucky fucks accidentally won one.

 

[CMic]

Can’t lose ‘em all.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Lucky fucks accidentally won one.

Nonsense.

They failed to suck more than the other team tonight.

They never win.

 

[brodybuck21]

-Puig fights the pirates
-Elly steals his way around the bases at Milw
-Castellanos stands over Cardinals catcher after scoring on a wild pitch

Derek Dietrich hitting 3 bombs vs Pitt

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[ochre]

Derek Dietrich hitting 3 bombs vs Pitt

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if I remember right, Dietrich played a pretty critical role in triggering the whiny-ass Clint Hurdle that year, so it has to be right up there with those brawls I think.

 

[brodybuck21]

if I remember right, Dietrich played a pretty critical role in triggering the whiny-ass Clint Hurdle that year, so it has to be right up there with those brawls I think.

ha yes !

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

That dude did love to pimp his bombs. In 2019, he ended up with:

19 homers
2 triples
8 doubles
18 singles
25 HBP
28 BB

Slashed .187/.328/.462 -- .790 OPS is fucking wild. One of the most fucked up season stat lines I've ever seen.

 

[Jaxbuck]

if I remember right, Dietrich played a pretty critical role in triggering the whiny-ass Clint Hurdle that year, so it has to be right up there with those brawls I think.

Clint Hurdle didn't need much triggering.

That dude would have pee wee kids throwing at hitters

 

[brodybuck21]

That dude did love to pimp his bombs. In 2019, he ended up with:

19 homers
2 triples
8 doubles
18 singles
25 HBP
28 BB

Slashed .187/.328/.462 -- .790 OPS is fucking wild. One of the most fucked up season stat lines I've ever seen.

the sleeveless curls in the dugout were a nice touch too

 

[ochre]

That dude did love to pimp his bombs. In 2019, he ended up with:

19 homers
2 triples
8 doubles
18 singles
25 HBP
28 BB

Slashed .187/.328/.462 -- .790 OPS is fucking wild. One of the most fucked up season stat lines I've ever seen.

so, roughly 40% of his HRs were against the Pirates that year? That's pretty sweet.

 

[Herb Kirkstreit]

Marti called up, Friedl sent down. Chase Burns on the mound tonight...

 

[Jaxbuck]

Marti called up, Friedl sent down. Chase Burns on the mound tonight...