Cincinnati Reds (2026 Season Thread)

[Thump]

The Mean Reversion Tour has begun.

2026 season……

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Like sands through the hourglass…….

 

[CMic]

Oh well, if you’re going to lose, you might as well give up 4 HR.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Time to bring Marte back up and play him. He's destroying AAA he needs ML at- bats. Frankly the Reds need all they can get

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Oh well, if you’re going to lose, you might as well give up 4 HR.

To big time HR hitters, right?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Time to bring Marte back up and play him. He's destroying AAA he needs ML at- bats. Frankly the Reds need all they can get

Now if we could just get MLB pitchers to throw AAA level breaking stuff, he might have a chance.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Now if we could just get MLB pitchers to throw AAA level breaking stuff, he might have a chance.

Watch my fantasy team!

 

[JohnnyCockfight]

6 doubles have been hit so far in this game that is in the middle of the 2nd inning. Reds have 3 of them, and a home run, and still losing. Must be reverting to the Jax mean.

 

[JohnnyCockfight]

6 consecutive walks to begin the 2nd inning for the Reds. Most of them 4-pitch walks.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Jesus Phillys is the flat white thing in the ground!

 

[JohnnyCockfight]

Record of futility in a really really old league.

 

[Bestbuck36]

About to get fucking mercy ruled!

 

[brodybuck21]

Gonna be 6 games out after this 0-7 road trip

 

[CMic]

17 runs and no HR?
Impressive.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Record of futility in a really really old league.