Cincinnati Reds (2025 is our year! Haha thats actually funny)

[Jaxbuck]

Surely they can get 12 more outs without giving up 5 runs, right? Right??

They can’t and. Stop calling me Shirley.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Here it comes.

 

[Gizmo]

just get some outs.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Down to 3. Phillips sure as fuck doesn’t have it tonight.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

But surely Graham Ashcraft will save us!

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

6 more outs. Maybe these sorry fucks could score some insurance runs?

 

[Jaxbuck]

6 more outs. Maybe these sorry fucks could score some insurance runs?

 

[Gizmo]

damn, another 2 feet on that and we got a comfy lead again :(

 

[Jaxbuck]

damn, another 2 feet on that and we got a comfy lead again :(

It’s coming

 

[Gizmo]

3 outs and 1 more game.

 

[Gizmo]

I like this ump. You can audibly hear exactly why each pitch is a ball.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Come on, Pagan. Do it again tonight.

Also, fuuuck Fox. Cleveland game is over — so, you can switch to the Reds game, right? No, fuck you — watch your local news. Fuckers.

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I don’t know what’s going to happen tomorrow, but it’s going to hurt like a morherfucker.