Cincinnati Reds (2025 is our year! Haha thats actually funny)

[brodybuck21]

That’s bad?

Impressive

 

[Jaxbuck]

That’s bad?

Not for these humps.

About average.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Jesus titty fucking christ

FIGHT you fucking queens.

WIN A FUCKING Game. It’s right there waiting for you to take it.

Are you man enough to take it?

Fucking hate you fucks

 

[Thump]

Jesus titty fucking christ

FIGHT you fucking queens.

WIN A FUCKING Game. It’s right there waiting for you to take it.

Are you man enough to take it?

Fucking hate you fucks

Bums

 

[Jaxbuck]

Ty Steve showing a glimmer of testicular fortitude on a team awash in estrogen.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Sal Stewart just looks like a 1B.

Big barrel assed sumbitch who swings hard in case he hits something (and actually has the power to justify that approach).

 

[Jaxbuck]

Nick Martinez also has a Y chromosome in there to try and overcome all this menstrual failure.

Guys named Nick and Sal.

Like when I was a kid.

Men.

Not fucking Tyler, or Seth or fucking Austin. Jesus what an ass kicking you would have taken with one of those names in my school.

This country is so fucked

 

[brodybuck21]

Of course

 

[Jaxbuck]

Spencer.

There is another one of those 21st "boy" names.

You'll never win anything with a bunch of Spencers and Tylers on your team.

 

[Jaxbuck]

and Grahams.

You will never get anywhere with a Graham on your side. It's science.

 

[brodybuck21]

Going to get swept in a minor league ballpark. How fitting

 

[brodybuck21]

Lololololololol

 

[Zem]

Nick Martinez also has a Y chromosome in there to try and overcome all this menstrual failure.

Guys named Nick and Sal.

Like when I was a kid.

Men.

Not fucking Tyler, or Seth or fucking Austin. Jesus what an ass kicking you would have taken with one of those names in my school.

This country is so fucked

Doug's a man's name, too. This team could use one of those.

"Gavin" had another great performance tonight, as did Elliott.

 

[Zem]

Tito must be thinking, "fuck, what am I going to do with this team in December." Going down the lineup, "Hopeless, useless, hopeless, waste of space, useless, hopeless, (Benson) ah - a keeper!, (Hayes) good fielder, back to hopeless..."