Cincinnati Reds (2025 is our year! Haha thats actually funny)

[Fungo Squiggly]

Poll question:
If you were as bad at your job as the Reds hitters are at theirs, do you keep showing up or find another line of work?

If they keep paying me, I keep showing up. Why the hell do I care about the end result if the checks keep clearing the bank?

 

[Zem]

Poll question:
If you were as bad at your job as the Reds hitters are at theirs, do you keep showing up or find another line of work?

I know I don't want to see Austin Hays show up again tonight. He is headed for another one of his awesome 4-strike out games.

The BNB's must have a bad reliever the reds will pounce on between now and the rest of the game. Oh wait, that guy's era was 5+... okay, never mind.

 

[Jaxbuck]

If you tried to put a roster together with this much swing and miss but zero, and I mean literally zero, power you couldn’t do it.

Never seen anything like it. Never want to see it again.

 

[brodybuck21]

Hey at least sal Stewart is playing and getting reps....checks notes...oh right

 

[brodybuck21]

If you tried to put a roster together with this much swing and miss but zero, and I mean literally zero, power you couldn’t do it.

Never seen anything like it. Never want to see it again.

Actually impressive

 

[Jaxbuck]

If they keep paying me, I keep showing up. Why the hell do I care about the end result if the checks keep clearing the bank?

I mean, you’d think a man gets tired of having to sneak up on the mirror to shave. A little self respect, some pride? Money is good and all but if you’re just stealing it then you’re basically a whore. I know these are well paid fuckdolls but they are the bukakke chicks to real major leaguers.

 

[Jaxbuck]

And to continue the thought, by MLb standards these guys aren’t making shit.

They are the fluffers.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I mean, you’d think a man gets tired of having to sneak up on the mirror to shave. A little self respect, some pride? Money is good and all but if you’re just stealing it then you’re basically a whore. I know these are well paid fuckdolls but they are the bukakke chicks to real major leaguers.

Pride is one of the 7 deadly sins. Can’t commit that sin if I don’t do anything worth being proud of.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Pride is one of the 7 deadly sins. Can’t commit that sin if I don’t do anything worth being proud of.

Well apparently they think hitting a baseball is one the 7 deadly sins too

 

[Jaxbuck]

It’s been 30 fucking years since we won a playoff series.

Thirty.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I bet Hayes couldn’t take a driver and hit a golf ball over the fence.

 

[brodybuck21]

Cortez has more HR tonight than Elly has in the past 3 months

 

[Zem]

We've seen this a million times. Road trip starts great by winning a series against a good team, but they go on to have a sub .500 trip after losing to the bad teams. All they have to do to take a wild card spot is beat bad teams, but no, not the reds way.

Win tomorrow with Hunter, then get beat by their ace. Lodolo won't figure out how to keep the ball in the yard. As I said earlier, and everybody here knew, reds will lose the series against this last place team. White Sox, Gnats, Pirates and at this point the A's. These teams own the reds.