Cincinnati Reds 2023 (sell the team Bob)

[Bestbuck36]

Jesus this guys report card is going to be an F

 

[Bestbuck36]

6 innings 73 pitches and 53 strikes. That'd be why he's dealing today. Keep the ball in or near the strike zone and make em swing. Also helps when the ump is blind as fuck on one side of the plate and anything low.

 

[Bestbuck36]

6 innings 73 pitches and 53 strikes. That'd be why he's dealing today. Keep the ball in or near the strike zone and make em swing. Also helps when the ump is blind as fuck on one side of the plate and anything low.

Great game Cracker. Deserves the win today

 

[Bestbuck36]

Hell yeah Stephenson! Finally caught one flush and it went where they couldn't catch it. Let's GO baby. Finish

 

[Bestbuck36]

JFC, everytime Sadak mentions a streak or impressive stat of any kind, it gets fucked almost immediately. Somebody shut him the hell up when the game is on the line!

 

[Bestbuck36]

Pretty sure Fraley could have done that much and kept a better defender in the game. Come on Nick end this debacle!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

This umpire scorecard is going be a shitshow. This guy fucking suuuucks.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Welp time to go wash my car and try not to bash my head through the freaking windshield. Aaaaaarggghh

 

[Jaxbuck]

Matt the motherfucking bat.

 

[Dryden]

Amazing Feet: The Cincinnati Reds are 53 for their last 58 stolen base attempts!
*They have also stolen 50 bases in the month of June which is the first time they've stolen 50 bases in a month since before 1935 when Crosley Field was renamed for it's owner. WOW

For perhaps the first time in my adult life a Reds GM figured out it’s a lot easier to steal bases when guys know how to get on first, first.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Elly of the Cruz!!!!

 

[Dryden]

Walk it off Spencer!!!

 

[Bestbuck36]

EAT SHIT UMP!!!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Spencer “I’m hung like a” Steer!!!!!!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

AMERICA’S MITHERFUCKING TEAM!