Cincinnati Reds 2022 (burn it all down)

[Bestbuck36]

Marte and Arroyo seems like a decent return for Castillo

Castillo got the win today vs the Yanks. He's got a smooth 2.95 ERA this year which is outstanding in that ballpark, or anywhere else really.

Huge kick in the balls lately with the M's winning 15 straight and Winker and Suarez playing long ball for them. Disgusting

 

[ScriptOhio]

"If you build it, they will come"

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

A lot of money and miles to watch these bums get their teeth kicked in.

 

[Bestbuck36]

The only way the Reds would be worth watching is if they always wore this old time uniforms. Perfect fucking unis but a pathetic bunch of scrubs wearing them.

Even then I'd probably have to keep one eye closed to prevent total blindness.

 

[Tanner]

The Reds paying Mike Minor $10 million for 70 terrible innings is pretty funny

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

The Reds paying Mike Minor $10 million for 70 terrible innings is pretty funny

almost as funny as paying Moose $16m to do whatever the duck he’s doing out there.

And of course the fuckers won the last two after I drove to Pittsburgh on Friday to watch them blow that game.

 

[Jake]

Y'all know the Reds will finish ahead of the Pirates (not exactly a grand accomplishment) despite all of this OMG-125-loss-season talk in May, right?

Current standings:

Reds 48-71
Pirates 47-74

 

[Bestbuck36]

Thats just fucking pathetic

 

[AKAK]

Well they set the record for hitting opposition hitters with pitches! So they got that going for them.

Which is nice.

 

[CMic]

If you can't beat them, bean them.

 

[Tanner]

Just not going to happen for Senzel

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Current standings:

Reds 48-71
Pirates 47-74

Reds are making a late season push to take it back. Only 1/2 game out of last place now!

 

[Jake]

Reds are making a late season push to take it back. Only 1/2 game out of last place now!

The Pirates-Reds race to the bottom is going down to the wire. Both teams are 60-99 with three left to play.

 

[Jake]

It seems only fitting that the Reds and Bucs finished with identical 62-100 records. At least it's finally over.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Fuck this organization.

Entirely fitting. I’m going to end this thread the same way I started it.