Cincinnati Reds 2020 Season (useless twatwaffles in the playoffs)

[brodybuck21]

 

[Bucklion]

Retire a Red, and live out his dream...almost
like hitting into a double play

 

[brodybuck21]

 

[Jaxbuck]

Have to be getting close to official elimination day don't they?

City should have a parade for that one too. Get in two every year. Consider it a successful season if you actually have to wash the parade car in between.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Not falling for it. Sweeping the Pirates is fine, but this team is still full of limp dick nancy boys on offense.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Not falling for it. Sweeping the Pirates is fine, but this team is still full of limp dick nancy boys on offense.

It's the Reds.

They will fail.

The end.

 

[Tanner]

Be nice if the Redlegs could get a gosh darn base hit with a runner in scoring position

 

[brodybuck21]

Team batt avg going into tonight was .213. Record for lowest is .210 by the 1910 white sox

 

[Jaxbuck]

Came into the 5th with a 5-0 lead.

ChiSox have runners at the corners with 1 out. Hot Wife is losing it, pen is up.

Hold on to your dicks this is about to go badly.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Lorenzen needs nearly 100 pitches to go 4 2/3 and leaves 2 runners on. Jesus.

here comes the pen

 

[Jaxbuck]

5-2

who could have seen this coming?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

5 runs on 1 hit. How do you even manage that?

 

[Jaxbuck]

5 runs on 1 hit. How do you even manage that?

10 walks in 4 innings helps.

The Punisher just got the two runs back. Wow.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Bullpen renews their efforts to blow this in the 7th.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

That’s a nice series win. Too bad they’ll fuck it up against Milwaukee.