Cincinnati Reds 2020 Season (useless twatwaffles in the playoffs)

[brodybuck21]

Tigers will get swept their next series

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Tigers will get swept their next series

probably won’t win another game all year. Except that they get to play the reds again.

 

[brodybuck21]

4-0 cubs top 1...

 

[Jaxbuck]

4-0 cubs top 1...

February 24th, 2020:

Offseason moves have fans buzzing about Cincinnati Reds

As the Reds made move after move, fans became more excited and upbeat. Each move lifted the excitement and each move lifted the expectations.


So now the pressure is on...

4 games into the season:

 

[brodybuck21]

February 24th, 2020:

Offseason moves have fans buzzing about Cincinnati Reds




4 games into the season:

Boom.

 

[Bucklion]

February 24th, 2020:

Offseason moves have fans buzzing about Cincinnati Reds




4 games into the season:

is that a Red trying to slide into second?

 

[Jaxbuck]

is that a Red trying to slide into second?

They'd have to hit a ball first so, no.

 

[Bucklion]

They'd have to hit a ball first so, no.

they could reach on an error...

 

[Jaxbuck]

they could reach on an error...

They'd still need a fucking map to find second base

 

[Jaxbuck]

Hitters get to have walk up music, why can't pitchers have "sit the fuck down" music after every K?

Royalties might get expensive but it would be fun

 

[brodybuck21]

Down 7-1 after 7....with (check notes) 1 hit....??? 1 GD hit???

 

[brodybuck21]

shot their offensive wad in game 1

 

[Jaxbuck]

shot their offensive wad in game 1

I'm sticking with my 1-59 season record prediction

 

[brodybuck21]

Down 7-1 after 7....with (check notes) 1 hit....??? 1 GD hit???

8-1 now

 

[Jaxbuck]

8-1 now

it's a goddamned gangbang on Reds pitchers and that fat POS Schwarber is 0-4 for my fantasy team

fuck I missed baseball