Cincinnati Reds 2019 season (Black Hole)

[Jaxbuck]

It will never happen but there should be a demotion and/or a firing for this one.

8-0 lead and they lose

even for them it's disgraceful

 

[brodybuck21]

It will never happen but there should be a demotion and/or a firing for this one.

8-0 lead and they lose

even for them it's disgraceful

I hate them all

 

[brodybuck21]

Their execution? I'm in favor of it

 

[CFPBuckeye]

0-6 for Votto

what kind of hat is that you think? I've never seen anyone go 0-6

It’s a pearl face mask.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Sonny Gray (god bless the dumb bastard,) who I’ve been bashing since the signing, has pitched really well for the most part (leaving out the part where he runs in to that one inning of turning in to dog shit,) has zero wins. He gets an 8-0 lead. Still has zero wins.

 

[Zippercat]

If these bums could save one of these HR for when they have risp thatd be great

Splain to me why a runner needs to be in scoring position for a HR? Is this a Reds thing?

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Splain to me why a runner needs to be in scoring position for a HR? Is this a Reds thing?

Good catch there. I’m thinking it was meant to be runners on base but I’ll let @brodybuck21 explain that one.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Kemp’s useless ass has been set out to sea. Sinking or floating, doesn’t matter. Dead and useless is dead and useless.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Kemp’s useless ass has been set out to sea. Sinking or floating, doesn’t matter. Dead and useless is dead and useless.

Until a hero LF wall took Kemp out the dumbfuck manager had him playing every day

The Reds have had a rich history of managers that were within a single IQ point of being declared legally retarded. This latest one might be the dimmest of the lot.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Until a hero LF wall took Kemp out the dumbfuck manager had him playing every day

The Reds have had a rich history of managers that were within a single IQ point of being declared legally retarded. This latest one might be the dimmest of the lot.

Bell can’t spell IQ

 

[brodybuck21]

Good catch there. I’m thinking it was meant to be runners on base but I’ll let @brodybuck21 explain that one.

Yadda yadda yadda reds suck

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Yadda yadda yadda reds suck

A runner on 3rd with no outs isn’t considered RISP for these fucks.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Bell would take a RISP out of the game for a defensive replacement if he could.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Bell would take a RISP out of the game for a defensive replacement if he could.

In season IQ test results:

Bell sticking by Schebler

CINCINNATI -- When the Reds decided to bring up their top prospect, Nick Senzel, on Friday to be their regular center fielder, they could have done one of two things with the player he replaced at the position -- Scott Schebler.

It’s been a rough first month for Schebler, who came into the night batting .127 in 29 games with 26 strikeouts in 93 plate appearances this season. The club could have sent Schebler to Triple-A Louisville to work out of his deep slump, away from the intensity of the big leagues. Or they could have let him continue working on it with the team in Cincinnati.

The Reds chose the latter solution.

“We believe he is one of 25 guys that we want here to win every night,” Reds manager David Bell said. “He’s making adjustments and working every day to get back on track, like we know he can. Throughout that process, he’s here every day to help us win a game. He’s one of the guys we want on the team to do that.”

 

[CFPBuckeye]

“He’s here every day...” is the only requirement.