I always thought that old timers went to family Christmas gatherings to guess whose daughter that is.
My God, look over at the punch bowl. Looks a bit like Judy before she learned about putting on the weight for babies. Wo...who the hell is that?
That's Festus' daughter.
No, it ain't. Last week, I saw him at the creek trying to wash a bit of buckshot out of that coon dog's arse. None a his kids looked like her.
You mean cricket or crickets? Crickets is the one with one eye on account of that hunting accident. Cricket walks with a bit of a limp.
Who the hell did Festus marry anyway? Mary Ann? His kids look like she used to look.
[cracks open another beer] It was cricket.
He married cricket? .....
