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Chris Berman (official thread)

I was doing a segment once on a leading afternoon women's program (a charity promotion for abused kids with Johnson & Johnson) here in South Africa.

It was in the days of Apartheid and there was a little tin-God of a presenter that used to be "his Master's voice" on the evening news. He was a stub of a man, no more than 5'-3" tall, who either read the nightly missives or interviewed people from his vantage point behind a desk.

It is common in TV to have facing sets. That way cameras and sound equipment don't need to be moved when a new show starts; everyone just turns 180 degrees and gets on with it.

The tin-God's set was facing ours. He entered our studio early, to begin preparing for his show starting in three hours, and noticed that one of the camera men had rested a glass of water on his desk.

Without any indication, the little tin-God picked up the glass, dropped it on the concrete studio floor and, as it shattered, loudly murmured some expletives that clearly could be heard on the audio of our program. We were doing a program on abused kids in shelters, living in the most dreadful circumstances, and this idiot is throwing his toys out the cot because somebody invaded his space (when he wasn't even supposed to be in the studio.)

I don't know Berman, if this was caused by something that really was unprofessional or if he's just a pain. But I do know one thing: If he goes tomorrow, the next face fills the place and the merry-go-round earns the next pound. Never take yourself too seriously! :)
 
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Jesus Christ people, can we just sit the fuck down? I"m trying to make a post here and like 7 of you fuckers start moving. Has anyone here posted on a message board before? Jesus...I can't believe it. 15 fucking minutes, that's all I was going to take with this post and 7 goddamned people chose that fucking moment to move. That is rude. Jesus....hasn't anyone here posted on a message board before? 15 fucking minutes...Jesus....
 
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I've worked with a meteorologist that did that once a week.... a few weeks ago he yelled at the camera op because his chair was "squeaking" during his weather... lucky for me this guy works nights. :biggrin:
 
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scooter1369;1081510; said:
I sat next to Berman in first class between Daytona and Philly once. He was actually a pretty cool guy. Maybe it was my uniform he respected, but he was easy to talk to.

Frickin elitist.





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BB73;1082278; said:
Frickin elitist.





:wink2:

I didn't pay for it. They double booked my seat and the other guy was being a dick to the flight attendant about it. So she promised he he wouldn't lose his seat, to which he said "Damn right I'm not".

She asked me to follow her and put me in first class. I was on my way to report to Keflavik, Iceland. My first duty station.
 
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scooter1369;1086116; said:
I didn't pay for it. They double booked my seat and the other guy was being a dick to the flight attendant about it. So she promised he he wouldn't lose his seat, to which he said "Damn right I'm not".

She asked me to follow her and put me in first class. I was on my way to report to Keflavik, Iceland. My first duty station.

Is it true that Iceland is green and Greenland is ice?
 
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Buckin' A;1086121; said:
Is it true that Iceland is green and Greenland is ice?

For the most part, yes. I loved Iceland. Absolutely beautiful country...when it isn't 15 below zero and sandblasting you with ice pellets at 50mph.

I trained for two weeks on a glacier in Greenland. Almost learned the hard way what a "crevasse" is.
 
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