You: Smoking (with extra pot) and hot chick, but not jeffcat, babysitter in need of work and and photogenic when nude. Experience in posing on/in/around german sports cars, a willingness to learn new things, a twin sister with breast implants, and history of keeping your chatty yap shut a plus. References or portfolio required.
Me: Middle aged white guy with three children. In need of childcare, willing to take naked pictures in exchange for childcare and weed. Must be 18.
