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This woman had children put in her charge - but decided that going of to the woods to have a nude photo session was a much better idea - if only to tick off her ex-boyfriend.

SYRACUSE, N.Y. - A 20-year-old Syracuse woman who left children in her care to go pose for nude photos is facing several charges of endangering the welfare of a child.
Police say Michelle Rendino was supposed to be watching four young girls yesterday when she left them alone and went into the woods near Syracuse's Inner Harbor to have a man take nude photos of her.
A man fishing saw the children crying and called police. When police arrived, the oldest girl ? a six-year-old ? told police that "Aunt Michelle" went into the woods to take "nasty pictures."
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scooter1369;884975; said:
If the young lady that watches my kids during the day is going to do a nude photo shoot, I pray to the Giant Spaghetti Monster that sh asks me to be the photographer
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Here rather than pray to one just make your own. This kit is available to you for the meager sum of 1,000 vbucks :tongue2:

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scooter1369;884975; said:
If the young lady that watches my kids during the day is going to do a nude photo shoot, I pray to the Giant Spaghetti Monster that sh asks me to be the photographer
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We've got a babysitter (not daycare) like that. She's 16, and smokin' hot. :groove:
 
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Taosman;885142; said:
It might be wise if "jail-bait" were not the topic of this discussion.
Just so you guys don't build a documented history, so to speak. :tongue2:
You just never know.
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Beings the babysitter I'm talking about is closer to 30 and has a ten year old son, I don't think she's jail bait.
 
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AKAKBUCK;885228; said:
Give?

Shit, even Nasty has to pay for his.
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It's true, in the past I have been required to pay for said weed, however in the future I would gladly barter my excellent photography skills and volunteer to take naked pictures in exchange for weed. That seems like a win/win situation all around.

I may need some help in crafting a good classified ad to find such a babysitter.

You: Smoking hot babysitter in need of work and nude pictures.

Me: Middle aged white guy with three children. In need of childcare, willing to take naked pictures in exchange for childcare and weed. Must be 18.
 
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I feel like you're leaving out certain important elements.

Buck Nasty;885274; said:
You: Smoking (with extra pot) and hot babysitter in need of work and and photogenic when nude. Experience in posing on/in/around german sports cars, a willingness to learn new things, a twin sister with breast implants, and history of keeping your chatty yap shut a plus. References or portfolio required.

Me: Middle aged white guy with three children. In need of childcare, willing to take naked pictures in exchange for childcare and weed. Must be 18. :wink2:
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