Charlie Weis (ex-Kansas HC, ex-Fla OC, Notre Dame legend, UnDecided Schematic Advantage)

[LovelandBuckeye]

Sir I think you missed Teddy’s humor

I got it. That lady from that pharma commercial irrationally irks me.

 

[Dolly Madison]

You and your standards need to go make me a sammich missy.

By the way fat fuck, knowing that you're about 1/2 a sandwich away from a massive stroke, I'll be happy to.

 

[Charlie Weis]

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Know your type

Meh. Skinny girls don’t hold up to the Heavy Weissen

 

[Calvin Coolidge]

That's my Teddy. Always there to defend the honor of a virtuous woman like myself.

Virtuous woman? My dear, the word you're looking for rhymes with trumpet and is hardly virtuous. It's no wonder that tarts bear your name.

 

[Charlie Weis]

By the way fat fuck, knowing that you're about 1/2 a sandwich away from a massive stroke, I'll be happy to.

If anyone knows how to execute massive strokes, it’s you. I’m surprised Teddy’s great White Fleet made it around the world with as many port calls they made on you.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Virtuous woman? My dear, the word you're looking for rhymes with trumpet and is hardly virtuous. It's no wonder that tarts bear your name.

Cool my man you wouldn’t know a virtuous woman if she slapped your face.

 

[Beano Cook]

You ain’t getting no pie, cake, or honey buns
you, you, you’re no gentleman you shyster you

Excuse me? At least I didn't divide my own party and open the door to one of the worst presidencies in US history, you dotties man.

The worst thing I ever did was curse some kid out of a couple of Heismans.

 

[Calvin Coolidge]

Cool my man you wouldn’t know a virtuous woman if she slapped your face.

I was married to one for 28 years. Your first wife was so appalled at giving birth to your child that she died two days later out of shame.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

I was married to one for 28 years. Your first wife was so appalled at giving birth to your child that she died two days later out of shame.

Your wife was plugged more times than the bridge of Trolie..biggest whore on fifth avenue so I'm told

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

If anyone knows how to execute massive strokes, it’s you. I’m surprised Teddy’s great White Fleet made it around the world with as many port calls they made on you.

How dare you Sir, and I use that term in the loosest sense of the word. Next comment of this nature and my Holland & Holland Royal Double Rifle will hit you where the good lord split you.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Meh. Skinny girls don’t hold up to the Heavy Weissen

How’s that Gold Medal stock holding up?

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Excuse me? At least I didn't divide my own party and open the door to one of the worst presidencies in US history, you dotties man.

The worst thing I ever did was curse some kid out of a couple of Heismans.

Sir you must not know much of history and the wonderful things I did for our Country.

You on the other hand, well we’ll just leave that one alone

 

[Calvin Coolidge]

Your wife was plugged more times than the bridge of Trolie..biggest whore on fifth avenue so I'm told

How dare you speak of Grace that way! But it's coming from the same mouth that got you challenged to a duel you'd have never won.

You were so afraid of the Marquis de Morès that you arranged for his assassination. Rough and ready, indeed.

 

[Beano Cook]

Sir you must not know much of history and the wonderful things I did for our Country.

You on the other hand, well we’ll just leave that one alone

You opened the door to Woodrow Wilson, the IRS, the Fed, WWI, and the Spanish Flu. Wonderful things my fat, hairy ass.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

You opened the door to Woodrow Wilson, the IRS, the Fed, WWI, and the Spanish Flu. Wonderful things my fat, hairy ass.

What Woodrow did after my time are of no relevance to my accomplishments sir.

And no one cares to know about your fat hairy ass.