Charlie Weis (ex-Kansas HC, ex-Fla OC, Notre Dame legend, UnDecided Schematic Advantage)

[Charlie Weis]

When you have buns and cakes as delicious as mine, they stay in high demand. And you are right, I haven't seen yours have no intention of breaking out a magnifying glass so I can. I have standards.

You and your standards need to go make me a sammich missy.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

You and your standards need to go make me a sammich missy.

If she really had standards she’d make you a tomato gumbo!

 

[Dolly Madison]

Yeah, who would have thought we would end up in this old fat farts thread.

@Dolly Madison you know the Teddy machine always be ready to ride.

Oh Teddy. You know you can rough ride up my hills anytime!

 

[kujirakira]

Weis in the White House '24

As soon as I get down under the weight limit to fly on Air Force One, they say I'm eligible to run (not physically run obviously)

It'll be easier to just repaint a C5.
It gives you a real perspective on Dolly too.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

They've been around for a while. Just check out the "Former Presidents as Usernames" thread.

Donny was weird

 

[BB73]

Weis in the White House '24

As soon as I get down under the weight limit to fly on Air Force One, they say I'm eligible to run (not physically run obviously)

You misspelled ‘Waffle House’, you Fat Fuck.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

You aren't kidding. I've been dead for over 10 years and I'd kill for some of your pie about now.

You ain’t getting no pie, cake, or honey buns
you, you, you’re no gentleman you shyster you

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

You and your standards need to go make me a sammich missy.

Know your type

 

[Dolly Madison]

You ain’t getting no pie, cake, or honey buns
you, you, you’re no gentleman you shyster you

That's my Teddy. Always there to defend the honor of a virtuous woman like myself.

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Oh Teddy. You know you can rough ride up my hills anytime!

Hills, dales, valleys…Teddy rides…

 

[Dolly Madison]

Hills, dales, valleys…Teddy rides…

And you do it oh so well! It's enough to make a girl swoon.

 

[Mike80]

Man this place is TOTALLY worth the $77.95 I paid to join

 

[kujirakira]

Hills, dales, valleys…Teddy rides…

Dont forget canals. Most importantly, canals.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

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Know your type

This belongs in https://buckeyeplanet.com/forum/thr...eeves-and-general-vexations-mega-merge.23461/

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

This belongs in https://buckeyeplanet.com/forum/thr...eeves-and-general-vexations-mega-merge.23461/

Sir I think you missed Teddy’s humor