Charlie Weis (ex-Kansas HC, ex-Fla OC, Notre Dame legend, UnDecided Schematic Advantage)

[Fat Charlie]

Who the fuck do you think you are?

I would like to speak to a manager please. Someone here is trying to impersonate me. Just look at his profile picture. He's nowhere near as fat as me and he doesn't even have any gravy stains on his shirt. Complete imposter!

 

[Charlie Weis]

I would like to speak to a manager please. Someone here is trying to impersonate me. Just look at his profile picture. He's nowhere near as fat as me and he doesn't even have any gravy stains on his shirt. Complete imposter!

Check the start dates twinkle toes. I am the OG.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Why does it seem that every thread I post in goes off the rails?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Why does it seem that every thread I post in goes off the rails?

Welcome to the off season!

 

[Fat Charlie]

Check the start dates twinkle toes. I am the OG.

I propose dueling gravy boats at twelve paces. Unless you're chicken.

mmmmmmmmm chicken.....

 

[Dolly Madison]

Who the fuck do you think you are?

I would like to speak to a manager please. Someone here is trying to impersonate me. Just look at his profile picture. He's nowhere near as fat as me and he doesn't even have any gravy stains on his shirt. Complete imposter!

Check the start dates twinkle toes. I am the OG.

I propose dueling gravy boats at twelve paces. Unless you're chicken.

mmmmmmmmm chicken.....

Hey! You two fat fucks want to shut up or take it someplace else?
Teddy "Big Stick" Roosevelt and I are tryin' to get funky and you're causing quite the commotion!
I'll throw you some donuts if you'll be quiet.

 

[jakenick06]

Why does it seem that every thread I post in goes off the rails?

I wanna get weird and know which of the fat fuck profiles puts tomatoes in their gumbo..

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

I wanna get weird and know which of the fat fuck profiles puts tomatoes in their gumbo..

THAT should determine the winner!

 

[Charlie Weis]

Hey! You two fat fucks want to shut up or take it someplace else?
Teddy "Big Stick" Roosevelt and I are tryin' to get funky and you're causing quite the commotion!
I'll throw you some donuts if you'll be quiet.

Teddy's big stick is about like that El Camino in your donut hole.

I wanna get weird and know which of the fat fuck profiles puts tomatoes in their gumbo..

Tomato's are a beverage in my house.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Tomato's are a beverage in my house.

I like this guy.

 

[Charlie Weis]

I like this guy.

Of course you do.

I am a goddamned football genius. What's not to like?

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Of course you do.

I am a goddamned football genius. What's not to like?

Are you still coaching offense?

Denbrock just left LSU to go back to Notre Dame.

Are you interested in sticking it to your old employer?

What do you think of that, @Nutriaitch ?

 

[gmen6981]

Teddy's big stick is about like that El Camino in your donut hole.

Tomato's are a beverage in my house.

Isn't that your hemorrhoid cushion Charlie?

 

[Charlie Weis]

Isn't that your hemorrhoid cushion Charlie?

More like my cock ring needle dick.

Ask your old lady, she'll tell you

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]