CCI writes "The Man laws"

[CCI]

These humorous Miller Lite commercials gave me an idea to do this. I got curious to see what other guy's consider to be part of "the guy code" or man laws. So the members of BP, start entering your man laws!

Note- If a law is argued upon by other members, BP Staff holds rights to veto any man laws deemed gay or totally unnecessary and proven to be as such during the debate. So they better be good ones!

Law #1 - If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits, forever, unless the guy says its ok and gives his blessing. When the blessing is given however, you are required to go through an extensive interview process with the rest of the family. If you fail that, the off-limits ruling stands, if you pass, then have at it.

lets roll the ball u next

 

[sandgk]

I find your first law surprisingly restrictive

Law 2 - Always bring more than the right amount of beer to a friendly gethering.

 

[DEBuckeye]

#3 - Whenever possible, leave at least one urinal between you and the next guy taking a leak. You may talk while peeing, but you must look straight ahead.

 

[CCI]

#3 - Whenever possible, leave at least one urinal between you and the next guy taking a leak. You may talk while peeing, but you must look straight ahead.

Man Law

 

[fourteenandoh]

No Speedos. Ever!

 

[CCI]

Law 2 - Always bring more than the right amount of beer to a friendly gethering.

Man law

 

[CCI]

No Speedos. Ever!

only if Will F is wearing them so he can take them off stating "lets go Streaking"

 

[gregorylee]

on car trips it is acceptable to enable the "child window locks".... and rip one!!! but only with good freinds.

and the sister rule to this one.
it is acceptable (among good freinds) to rip one mid swing on the tee, as long as no money is involved.

 

[Taosman]

Never use the last sheet of TP!
If there is one sheet left, that is enough for the next person!

 

[Taosman]

The "Five Second Rule" doe not apply in your home!

You can always come back and pick up that piece of food on the floor!

(Of coarse, rabbit food doesn't count in this discussion!)

 

[Taosman]

Never, ever buy Kotex or Tampons for your girlfriend/wife!
(Condoms are always OK to buy!)

 

[Taosman]

If a woman is wearing a low cut blouse, it is perfectly OK to look down it!
(After all, that's why she wore it, to sell what she's got!)

 

[gregorylee]

Never, ever buy Kotex or Tampons for your girlfriend/wife!
(Condoms are always OK to buy!)

I am going to call this one, if you go into a drug store and buy condoms, that says to the cute cashier.... I am going to try and get laid tonight. If you go into the same drug store and buy pads/tampons that says...

a) I was smart enough not to knock her up

and

b) Blowjobs are the special of the day!

 

[OSUsushichic]

Never, ever buy Kotex or Tampons for your girlfriend/wife!
(Condoms are always OK to buy!)

Can I interject? It is a MAN that has the balls enough to do this for his girl.

 

[Taosman]

When it comes to buying electronics, only men should be allowed to buy said items!
(women tend to look for bargains and have screwed up priorities!)