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Cats. You can teach them to poop in a box, and they don't reek like ass if they get wet.
We have two cats. One is named Maya, and she's a bitch.
She can go straight to hell.
The other one is named Leo, but I call him Poobert because that's a better name.
He thinks he's a dog, which makes him cool, especially since he doesn't do the disgusting dog stuff that I described above. (Well, except for one time where he got mad at us and pinched a loaf on our bathroom rug and then wadded it up.) He meows in the same way dogs bark - when he's being playful or wants something. He begs for food and tries to steal table scraps. He will lick your face or hand. He eats rubber bands. He does a lot of play biting and likes to have his belly scratched. He knows the "sit" and "stay" commands. I am in the process of teaching him how to high five. He also likes to play with his food, batting it around on the floor until he gets tired of the chase or loses it under one of the appliances. He once got his head stuck going after a piece of kibble he knocked under the refrigerator. Here is a picture of some of his work:
My girlfriend saw this on a sticker on the bottom of one of those pagers they use at restaurants, and I think it'd make a great tag for this cat to wear:
"Please return me to my owner. I cannot operate away from my home or with any other system."
We have two cats. One is named Maya, and she's a bitch.
She can go straight to hell.
The other one is named Leo, but I call him Poobert because that's a better name.
He thinks he's a dog, which makes him cool, especially since he doesn't do the disgusting dog stuff that I described above. (Well, except for one time where he got mad at us and pinched a loaf on our bathroom rug and then wadded it up.) He meows in the same way dogs bark - when he's being playful or wants something. He begs for food and tries to steal table scraps. He will lick your face or hand. He eats rubber bands. He does a lot of play biting and likes to have his belly scratched. He knows the "sit" and "stay" commands. I am in the process of teaching him how to high five. He also likes to play with his food, batting it around on the floor until he gets tired of the chase or loses it under one of the appliances. He once got his head stuck going after a piece of kibble he knocked under the refrigerator. Here is a picture of some of his work:
My girlfriend saw this on a sticker on the bottom of one of those pagers they use at restaurants, and I think it'd make a great tag for this cat to wear:
"Please return me to my owner. I cannot operate away from my home or with any other system."
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FKAGobucks877
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Obviously dogs. It's apparent because most cat owners, when attempting to describe how their feline is "different" or "better" than most cats will say their cat acts more like a dog than a cat.
See above post for clarification.
See above post for clarification.
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FKAGobucks877;1139535; said:
...Whatever makes you dog people feel better. It's amazing how some dog people manage to maintain their pretentiousness even after spending a few moments every day picking up soft, warm turds with an inside-out baggie. I know I couldn't act that way under those conditions. :tongue2:
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Yes, it's far more sanitary to have a cat that shits in a box that you keep around inside your home. Nothing pretentious about sifting through soiled kitty litter with a slotted spoon. :pjlb1705;1139549; said:
Don't worry. We won't rob you of your pride for teaching your cat a trick: To shit in a box.
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Dryden;1139556; said:
Hey, I don't have to smell it every day or step in it - so that's good enough for me.
Sifting through litter is for suckers. Just dump the whole thing in the trash.
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But those doggie land mines keep the neighbor kids out of our yard and the moles won't come up to the foundation of the house. They're useful!jlb1705;1139565; said:
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FKAGobucks877
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jlb1705;1139549; said:
Ah, but see, that's where you're wrong. My dogs are both highly trained, certified lawn assasins. They shit only on the neighbor's lawn...the neighbors that I despise, of course...
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Gatorubet;1139570; said:
Not cool, gator. Not cool.
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