Caption Time - Jessica Simpson and Robert Plant

[iambrutus]

Robert: what i was trying to express in 'immigrant song' , was the conquests of the Vikings and Valhalla...

Jessica: like uh, huh you are like old and stuff

 

[Big Papa]

Have you ever tried Red Snapper??

 

[Buckeye86]

Robert: If I could see straight I would definitely grad a hold of one of those love bags.

Jessica: You played the zeppelin? I've never heard of that instrument before, I'll have to ask my daddy about that.

 

[Taosman]

Jessica thinking....."This old fart really thinks I'm gonna fall for the old;
"I was a rock star!" pick up line?" Yuck! He must be like....50!"

 

[starBUCKS]

Plant " So, in 1974 I had this idea for something called the internet, you ever heard of that... I came up with that"

Simpson- "Really..."

 

[Brewtus]

Simpson: Um, like why do you have a little blue pill in your hand?

Plant: You need coolin', baby, I'm not foolin'.

Simpson: Um, are you like trying to hit on me or something 'cause that's like a really lame pickup line.

Plant: I'm gonna send you back to schoolin'.

Simpson: Yeah, right. Like I've hot a high school diploma and make like jillions of dollars already, you know?

Plant: Way down inside honey, you need it.

Simpson: What's you're problem old man, you're grossing me out.

Plant: I'm gonna give you my love, I'm gonna give you every inch of my love.

 

[tyrus]

I wonder how he gets his hair to look like that?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Simpson: Um, like why do you have a little blue pill in your hand?

Plant: You need coolin', baby, I'm not foolin'.

Simpson: Um, are you like trying to hit on me or something 'cause that's like a really lame pickup line.

Plant: I'm gonna send you back to schoolin'.

Simpson: Yeah, right. Like I've hot a high school diploma and make like jillions of dollars already, you know?

Plant: Way down inside honey, you need it.

Simpson: What's you're problem old man, you're grossing me out.

Plant: I'm gonna give you my love, I'm gonna give you every inch of my love.

cont....

Simpson: At least it'll be bigger than Nick Lachey's.

Plant: I want to be be your backdoor man.

Simpson: Thump?

 

[DEBuckeye]

Jessica: "No sir, I'm sorry, I don't have any spare change."

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

Plant: You have this much talent.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Jessica: hey everyone ! I think this old guy is dead

 

[CCI]

Plant to Jessica
"Ya hold the joint this way"

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

I'd hit it and afterwards put a tiny chocolate on yo pillow!

 

[Gatorubet]

Plant: So that means that I am the real gay Dumbledore. The naked stuff in the "hide the magic wand" trick is safe for that reason...

 

[Brewtus]

Plant:
Squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg
Squeeze it so hard, I'll fall right outta bed
(I wonder if you know what I'm talkin' about)

Simpson:
Huh?