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Caption This - TigerDroppings visitor

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What do you need water for, Sunshine?
For those of you who may have missed it, ealier today we had a short-but-ever-so-quaint visit from a *committed* LSU fan and TigerDroppings poster. He came to BP in search of volunteer beasts who might be willing AND able to satiate his common-law wife's unorthodox carnal appetites. In a moment of profound weakness and distress, our friend privately confided in me that he is suffering from a case of MSD (manhoody-schmanhood disorder) and fears that his female companion might leave for "greener pastures", so to speak.

The touching part is that he sent along a picture of himself, so that his request presumably inspires more -- more than usual, anway -- of an emotive and warm response from us BP'rs.

[email protected];1016443; said:
Hello. I just purchased a reusable enema kit and I was hoping to get a home proctology practice up and running. If you are interested, please contact me at this email.

PS: If you need a date, my wife is available...and she likes animal tricks too

PSS: If you swing from the other side of the plate, Im YOUR man...for a price....or a nice smile...or if you promise to be rough

I thought this much more raw than your usual gruffy bullentin board material, so I invite you to join me in giving him a proper and well-deserved BP welcome and send-off...

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CAPTION: Hi Mom! Here's a picture of me with Keoki, the donkey. P.S. I'm the one on the right!
 
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