Caption Me: Mario Manningham Edition

[KreagerBuckeye]

Come back!!

Don't me look stupid in front of the better players... I want them to think I'm an actual wide reciever!

 

[WolverineTX]

Mario Manningham: proud recipient of the 2007 Gary Moeller outstanding offensive contribution team award.

(Seriously.)

 

[souL]

"Hey hey man, you got a quarter? You got nothing? That's ok man, that's ok. God bless ya anyway man. I hope I didn't scare ya or anything like that. I ain't no bum or nothin'... I used to be a football player once before, too, ya know? No I did, really, I did. Used to stand on the sidelines and watch the failures. Never thought I'd be one of them though... failures man.. failures..."

 

[rocketman]

Brian Rolle: "It is a pity we may never meet again on the football field, Mr. Manningham. You will rue the day you decide to return for your senior season, for if we meet again, you will feel my greatest wrath."

 

[BuckeyeFlorida]

Coach Tressel... Puh Puh Please talk the NCAA into giving me another year or four or eligibility so that I can come to OSU and actually be a winner in the Game. If you make that happen, I'll make sure Antonio never has a reason to make a court appearance.

 

[Romanowski]

Manningham loses focus, then the ball as Brian Rolle snarls and grits his teeth on sidelines...

Later in an interview, Manningham was asked about this play in particular.

Reporter: "What exactly happened on this play?"
Mario: "Man I don't know, I ran my route, glanced up and no. 36 was foaming at the mouth and he told me he was going to split my gut, you hear?"
Reporter: "Oh dear, did he really say that?"
Mario: "Yeah, and then I shit myself..."

 

[ScriptOhio]

Lion: Hold still Mario you know you like anal.

 

[tibor75]

Can somebody splice a photo of Nelson laughing on the sidelines?

 

[Captain Hindsight]

Mario's conversation with the Buckeyes, while missing yet another pass:


Mario: "Hey, if you add all of y'alls numbers together, it equals my number"

Buckeyes: "Nice Mario. You like math?

Mario: "Yeah, it's always been one of my fortes."

Buckeyes: "Yeah, that and losing football games..."

 

[Buckeneye]

"

Rolle: He's gonna miss, I got five on it....

Mario: Damn them Buckeyes and their mind powers....

 

[Gatorubet]

Laugh all you want to bitches, but we'll own the fifth quarter!!

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Can somebody splice a photo of Nelson laughing on the sidelines?

 

[budbuck6969]

WILSON! WILSON! Wilson I'm sorry. WILSONNNNN...

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Mario's conversation with the Buckeyes, while missing yet another pass:


Mario: "Hey, iffen youz addz all you numbahz togethah, it equalz mah numbah n' shit"

Buckeyes: "Nice Mario. You like math?

Mario: "Yeah, ah likes maff n' shit."

Buckeyes: "Yeah, that and losing football games..."

Mario: "But ah gotz mah Michigan ejumacation. Ya what ahm sayin'?..."

Fixed it...

 

[elliemae]

Just one! Just let me catch one ball! PLEASE! I'll admit I suck,come on!