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[LoKyBuckeye]

Stupid people are everywhere... even on Christmas Eve.

Woman Tries Swallowing Phone to End Spat With Lover

BLUE SPRINGS, Missouri (Dec. 24) -- It was a conversation stopper.
A lovers' dispute over a cell phone took a serious turn early Friday morning when the woman ended the spat by swallowing the phone whole.

Police said they received a call at 4:52 a.m. from a man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing.

When they arrived at the house they found the 24-year-old woman had a cell phone lodged in her throat.

"He wanted the phone and she wouldn't give it to him, so she attempted to swallow it," Detective Sgt. Steve Decker of the Blue Springs Police Department. "She just put the entire phone in her mouth so he couldn't get it."

Police said an ambulance transported the woman to St. Mary's Medical Center in Blue Springs. A hospital spokeswoman said she could not give details about the woman's health since police have not released her identity.

Decker said police had closed investigations on the swallowing, the first such incident of its kind here.

"This is the first I've heard of this happening," said Decker. "I don't know what kind of phone it was. I don't know if it was on ring or vibrate, either."

 

[Golferdow01]

Unbelievable...idiots!

 

[rocketman]

Or you could have just thrown the cell phone out the window, but no...that would've required atleast a few brain cells.

Ohhhh, someone HAS to get their hands on that x-ray.

 

[Taosman]

Went to the Procession of the Virgin Mary at the local Indian reservation last night. Sign said no cameras. no cell phones. So, guess what? Stupid people from all over the country using their cells and cameras. Saw a few very angry Indians have "words' with the disrespectful visitors.
Stupid, disrespectful , white people.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Re: "This is the first I've heard of this happening," said Decker. "I don't know what kind of phone it was. I don't know if it was on ring or vibrate, either."

If you call the number and she starts to smile it was on vibrate.

 

[JXC]

Re: "This is the first I've heard of this happening," said Decker. "I don't know what kind of phone it was. I don't know if it was on ring or vibrate, either."

If you call the number and she starts to smile it was on vibrate.

It says she stuck it in her MOUTH!!!

 

[scarletandgrey]

It says she stuck it in her MOUTH!!!

 

[NightmaresDad]

Looks like she failed her pornstar audition...