NateG
Can't waste the day when the night brings a hearse
http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/123015/woman_cuts_off_husbands_penis
Sooooo...
Woman poisons husband to make him sleepy
Ties him to the bed
Waits for him to wake
Offers him death or loss of manhood
Husband says would take death
Wife cuts off penis instead
Puts penis in garbage disposal
Says he deserved it.
The limeric that followed here in our office...
Once was a woman named Becker
Cut off her husband's pecker
He asked for death
Recieved loss of manhood instead
And she threw it down the Black n Decker
Sooooo...
Woman poisons husband to make him sleepy
Ties him to the bed
Waits for him to wake
Offers him death or loss of manhood
Husband says would take death
Wife cuts off penis instead
Puts penis in garbage disposal
Says he deserved it.
The limeric that followed here in our office...
Once was a woman named Becker
Cut off her husband's pecker
He asked for death
Recieved loss of manhood instead
And she threw it down the Black n Decker
