California surfer films great white sharks circling his board

[MD Buckeye]

[quote='BusNative;174634;5]Pssh... that's nothing...



BEARSHARKTOPUS!!!!1111!!!ELEVENTY!!!111!!!1!!!!!!!![/quote]

 

[Deety]

This one could take on a shark.

 

[Taosman]

People don't seem to understand that when you go into the ocean, your just more potential food. There is no evil in nature.

 

[Deety]

People don't seem to understand that when you go into the ocean, your just more potential food. There is no evil in nature.

EXPLAIN TURTLES THEN

 

[Mac]

EXPLAIN TURTLES THEN

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2StjdNatg9g&feature=related]YouTube - Awe Snap![/ame]

2nd strongest jaw of any animal...1500lbs of force/square inch. Yeah explanation given.

 

[ImFrigginFly]

I know a certain someone lobbying to get a certain basketball player to try this out.

 

[Apache]

It is my understanding that sharks do not like the taste of humans. Hmmmm....perhaps that is the answer. All I know, is I dont want to be on the menu in any way shape or form.

Why do Sharks swim circles around you before attacking?

Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship.

"Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few more times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first?

Why did we swim around and around them?

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the s.h.i.t inside!"

 

[Muck]

EXPLAIN ALAN ALDA THEN

Yep