Michael Brewster is so good, he can single-handedly calm the nerves of the entire Buckeye Nation with a simple mention of his name next to a certain other recruit's name.
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Michael Brewster will miss every single snap and still be the most valuable recruit in S.A.
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Michael Brewster will, from this point forward, be deployed to any region of the continental U.S. threatened by a Hurricane to block.
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RoscoeParrish
Drops It Like It's Hot
Michael Brewster didn't need to convince Terrelle to room with him, Brew is so massive that he has his own gravitational force field that attracted Pryor.
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E. Gordon Gee was recruited to return to Columbus by Michael Brewster.
He will soon change his name to E. Gordon Brewster.
He will soon change his name to E. Gordon Brewster.
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RoscoeParrish
Drops It Like It's Hot
Mike Brewster doesn't wear pads and a helmet on the field. He only brings a skillet and a chef's hat because he knows he'll be serving pancakes all day.
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CriticalSteve
All-American
Michael Brewster captured Osama Bin Laden during Spring Break as a junior.
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Mike Brewster doesn't actually type text messages, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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