Butt, or Pizza?

[kinch]

Please choose between butt and pizza.

 

[Thump]

I like how things are developing.

 

[kinch]

Bulbously?

 

[scarletmike]

Pizza is the obvious choice...unless we're talking about @Jaxbuck's butt.

 

[kinch]

Pizza is the obvious choice...unless we're talking about @Jaxbuck's butt.

Jaxbutt has friendliness
And a joy in a thing his
It is bulbous, and fine

 

[kinch]

I once met Jaxbutt on a beach
He was not alone. None of us was.
I followed her, with each bubbling movement
She ignored him
I said "Hi."

 

[Jagdaddy]

Pizza based on much less downside. Butt has more upside potential, but this is 'Murica and lots of butts are hideous here. Also, many butts belong to men and children and those butts are worthless to me. Even bad pizza is usually better than no pizza.

 

[Bucklion]

I once met Jaxbutt on a beach
He was not alone. None of us was.
I followed her, with each bubbling movement
She ignored him
I said "Hi."

People once tried to interest me in Haikus.
I said "Poetry?! Why?"
There was no reason I could see to care.
They spent some time explaining it to me.
I sawed them in half.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I see no reason why one cannot have both.