Bumper Stickers You Have, or Would Like To See

[CCI]

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.


Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called
...they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.





I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.





WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.





Guys..just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.





Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"





Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.





Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.





If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.





Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.





Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.





Hang up and drive!!




And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!

Welcome to America
...now speak English

 

[BB73]

The proctologist called
...they found your head.



Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

These 2 are pretty good.

 

[gregorylee]

Hang up the phone bitch, you aint that fucking cute

 

[ScriptOhio]

Twelve good ones:

 

[BuckBackHome]

Is it wrong if I start sticking "Wide Load" ones on these fat-asses who are so damn huge they manage to block entire store aisles?

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I saw one last week that said "I would rather de driving the fairway"

 

[iambrutus]

this place has a bunch of witty ones, and if you email him, he will make pretty much anything you want for like 8$

 

[martinss01]

not a bumper sticker but...


it could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

if you find yourself struggling with lonliness your not alone. and yet you are alone. so very alone.

power corrupts. absolute power corrupts absolutely. but it rocks absolutely too.

you can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

the wonderful people at despair.com. they need to come out with a new calendar :p.

 

[chille37]

My other ride is your mom!

 

[CausticMick]

Is it wrong if I start sticking "Wide Load" ones on these fat-asses who are so damn huge they manage to block entire store aisles?

In high school we used to put the gay flag stickers on friends cars...
AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN GAY!!

In all seriousness, it was pretty funny to watch when you get that one guy with a short fuse and no sense of humor.

Good times.

 

[scarletandgrey]

"don't drink and drive you might hit a bump and spill your beer"

 

[Thump]

1) "Fry a fish, filet a dolphin."

2) "Pave the rain forest."

3) "The world is our trash can."

 

[CCI]

what's ur bumper sticker

Gettin' humped at the pump

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[Muck]

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[Taosman]

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