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Buckeye Secret Sauce?!?

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alexhortdog95

alexhortdog95

Eye to the future, honoring the past
Okay guys...I didn't know where to post this with all that I'm reading, so here goes...

I wanna know - what freaking secret sauce y'all usin? Can I get the recipe?

What do I mean? Look at the last couple weeks for you all. How?!?

B1G Changes rules (honestly, don't know why Hoosiers thought it would be any different) to get you all another conference championship.
Dabo's team plungered.
Titty Bar Tom Fired.
Simplllllle Jim gets a long term contract extension after repeated plungerings.

How in the hell can I be down with the secret sauce?!? Y'all gonna bottle it and sell that ish?

Damn, ya'll - 2021 only 3 days in and y'all having a Merry 2021 Christmas already....
 
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Maybe ??
 
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I mean - let's be honest here - you guys reset like no other place. Check the reciepts:

Woody got fired because he had a vicious right hand. No problem, he takes his rings and titles into the CFB Hall of fame.

You replace him with Earle Bruce - guy never had less than 9 wins a season until his last year until y'all part ways (still beats TSUN). No problem, he takes his 4 conference rings into the CFB hall of fame.

Here comes Coop. Coop had great teams, but just shat the bed against TSUN. Y'all part ways with him. No problem - he takes his 3 conference rings into the CFB Hall of fame.

Then, the Sweater Vest shows up. We know what happened there. No problem, he takes his SIX conference titles and his Natty into the CFB hall of fame.

Luke Fickell takes over in the interim. Guy did the best he could in a difficult time, but he turns it into a very respectable career as the head man in Cincy.

Then a living legend walks in the door. That guy leaves because McPornstashe wants to make a name for himself (and Zach Smith and Titty Bar Tom can't control themselves). Fine - that guy walks out the door with his Natty at the school and his 3 conference rings, and OBVIOUSLY will be in the CFB hall of fame. Guy has a street named in his honor for heaven's sake.

Now you got Day. Dude is starting out his career and was two fixed calls from playing for all the marbles in his rookie year and is 23-1 with his only loss the aforementioned fixed game and already has two conference rings. Well on his way.


Six out of the last 7 guys who were your head guys are hall of famers. WTF is in the water there in Columbus?!?
 
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zincfinger said:
This was already addressed in another thread. The secret sauce is canned chili that has cinnamon, cocoa, and excess sugar in it.
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alexhortdog95 said:
White sugar or brown sugar?
And if it's brown sugar, is it the kind with molasses?
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Either is probably OK, but don't use CORN syrup as the sweetener......:lol:
 
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charlohiottean said:
Trust me, whatever has the magic, it is NOT the water. There is absolutely nothing in Columbus water worth recommending.
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I was asking my cousin (she's an alum, lives and works at the on campus hospital up there) - she's like, "Cousin, I couldn't tell ya. We just gots it like that, honey."
 
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