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Buckeye in Longhorn land

cincibuck

You kids stay off my lawn!
Just got back from my second visit to Austin. Two old high school friends live there. He's a UT class of 66 grad and she went to OSU. But I digress.

Austin and Austin Airport. Not so big as to be a pain in the ass and not so small as to be inconvenient. When you go to book your flight (for 2006) check out the aircraft. I flew down on a Canada Air (not the airline, the plane) something or other and my seat partner and I were damn near cloned by the time we touched down in Austin. You could seat two Vietnamese comfortably in the thing, but we were in squeeze mode for three long hours. On the way back I was booked on a 737 and, while not spacious, I didn't loose blood circulation to my legs and arms as happened on the flight down.

Austin benefits from being both a college town and the state capitol. There are first run movies, a top class lecture series, book stores, performance arts out the wazoo and restaurants that transcend the corporate O' Charlie's, Bennigans, Outback, et al level of excellence. It is a blue island in a sea of social-issue-Republican-red. "Keep Austin Weird" bumperstickers, T-shirts, flyer's, billboards, stain-glass windows and stone tablets sprout up like crab grass and dandelions. "Willy for President/Senator/Governor/Pope" signs are also popular. W is not, and for that I am thankful.

I was shocked by the UT. It is an urban campus mercifully packed with oaks and creeks and ponds. I expected something on the lines of Michigan State or Indiana's spaciousness. Not gonna happen. (I've also got a problem with a president's grove that features Washington, Wilson, Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis. Folks, can we tell the difference between patriots and slave holding traitors?) Its buildings are a compounding of corporate Spanish mission (if you can imagine a five to ten story Spanish Mission) and sixties modern architecture. It's handsome, but you will be glad you went to "spacious" OSU.

The performing arts area is something the university can well be proud of. Beautiful. Impressive. Top Shelf.

The stadium sits damn near in the middle of the campus surrounded by precious little parking area and I could only scratch my head and wonder how people ever get to their seats on time. I would not use a "two-hour before kick-off mentality" if you plan to go. this is a stadium that caters to the university's "Big Givers" and students. I'm sure the natives know how to pull it off, but Buckeye fans who plan to party and then meander down to Darryl K. Royal better think well in advance. Give yourself a full 4 hours prior to KOT (kick off Time) to begin meandering/partying from your well-off-campus parking spot. Book a room NOW. The town and campus are very tight to each other and you could get a place within easy walking distance of the stadium.

Just to the west of the stadium is a beautifully designed alumni-booster enclave. It sits by a babbling, wandering stream, shaded by white oaks, cotton woods and God-knows-what-else vegetation. It's impressive, and makes you cringe at the thought of putting it up against the Buckeye Grove, but it seems a bit out of place juxtaposed to the starkness of the stadium wall. Imagine Mirror Lake within 20 yards of Stadium Dorm.

In terms of an impressive, well designed alum/booster site, UT wins that contest hands down. We have nothing comparable that near the stadium, if at all.

Not to worry, while the alum center blows us away, their marching Cowboywannabe-Motif band and kazoo inspired fightsong will force you to stifle your laughter. They should a) get a real uniform design, and b) buy the rights to Indiana's fight song. It's a great piece of music, it just doesn't get much use.

I love Tex-Mex and began my weekend at Guerro's Taco Bar. Think of it as Planks with a Hispanic leaning. A real bar with decent food, an eclectic clientele and oozing friendly, let's party, mentality. I love black beans, rice and whatever the chef wants to do with the beef and Guerro's gives you plenty of that and if it ain't haute cuisine, so the hell what?

Shiner Bock is the real thing. It's a great beer. Don't go down there and drink Miller/Bud/Coors Lite because you're afraid to try something local. This is one fine beer that more than stands up to the competition.

Had to do some barbecue and my hosts took me to some place called Salt, or Salts or Salt mine... Hey, I'm 62, so cut me some damn slack here... It's the real thing. You can smell the mosquite and sauce from two blocks away. Slow cooked, pulled pork, falls apart, makes your fingers and face sticky, but ain't that the idea? Wonderful. We do not have ANYTHING like it in Ohio. Puts the Rib King's (a Cincinnati hallmark) to shame. Order another Shiner Bock and enjoy.

If you take a long weekend to see the game, pack your golf bats. Lots of good muni golf in the area. Make tee times well in advance cause it looks like everyone in Austin loves golf. I played Jimmy Clay-Roy Kizer, 2 well managed muni courses. $40 for 18 and a cart on Saturday. I played Riverside the last time I was here. It's the prettier of the three courses, but management has slipped in the last few years and the natives tell me it "ain't what it used to be." None of the three is anywhere near the level of Scarlet and Gray, Blue Ash, Vineyards or Sharon Woods in terms of beauty or difficulty, but they ain't Lunken either.

The folks down here are talking up this game, but my Scarlet baseball cap with the Gray block O threw them for a loop. Oklahoma was in town for an important baseball series and they thought maybe I was some kind of Sooner in a bright scarlet (as opposed to OU's dead red) cap.

Just being honest here longhorn fans; the burnt orange is ugly. I mean real ugly. I can see how an interior decorator could use it as an accent, but a T-shirt full of it just plain sucks. It must be an acquired taste, something on the order of escargot and Bartok's music.

I had a great time, accentuated by the fact that my hosts have double G Guaranteed me a ticket to the 06 game.

I'd visit Austin again in a heartbeat, but I gotta love them Buckeyes.

Cincibuck
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Nice review of Austin, Cinci. You covered about everything possible, I guess. I have to disagree with you on a couple of things. I think the Texas fightsong and colors define Texas. They wouldn't work as Ohio State's fightsong and colors, but Ohio is not Texas. Rootin' tootin' cowboys, rattle snakes, dry creek beds, and heat are what Texas is all about. I think you can see and hear those things when you see burnt orange and you hear those Texas trombones. Very colorful part of the college tradition, I think.
 
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cincibuck said:
my seat partner and I were damn near cloned by the time we touched down in Austin.
I'm not sure what it means, but somehow that's a great expression.

cincibuck said:
Had to do some barbecue...We do not have ANYTHING like it in Ohio.
I don't doubt that it's not quite the same thing as genuine Tejas Q, but if you haven't, check out Hoggy's next time you're in Columbus.
 
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Are you a travel agent? I almost booked tickets tonight.

Sheesh. I lived in San Angelo for about 6 months and Austin was a place I wanted to check out. From all accounts (natives while in Texas), anything East of San Antonio and south of Fort Worth isn't real Texas anyway. I would love to see Austin's more modern tone in the middle of "Texas hospitality", which by the way, is really authentic. Most people in Texas are very friendly and laid back. People who say they are from Texas and are displaced to other parts are usually extremely annoying. Great post Cinci!
 
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Great post, Cinci. Don't forget to put it back up in 2006.

You should think about writing a "Buckeye Travel Guide"--visit all the cities on the away game schedule for the next few years and write them all up. Update the thing every few years. Could be a best-seller in BuckeyeLand. Hmm, you're 62 now. This could be an enjoyable, money-making project to consider as you approach retirement.

We need you to do a write-up on Pasedena this season.
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Bestbuck36 said:
Are you a travel agent? I almost booked tickets tonight.

Sheesh. I lived in San Angelo for about 6 months and Austin was a place I wanted to check out. From all accounts (natives while in Texas), anything East of San Antonio and south of Fort Worth isn't real Texas anyway. I would love to see Austin's more modern tone in the middle of "Texas hospitality", which by the way, is really authentic. Most people in Texas are very friendly and laid back. People who say they are from Texas and are displaced to other parts are usually extremely annoying. Great post Cinci!
Ok so here are a couple of things to help you.

1.) the bbq place that he was refering to is The Saltlick. There are two of them in Austin but the one that you want to go to is a 20 drive south of town. It is tucked back in the hills and it is BYOB(you can roll a keg in there if you feel like it)

2.) the whole west of San Antonio south of FW thing is echoed among people from west texas but I can think of more than a couple of people in Houston and other places that would dissagree. To tell you the truth there isn't very much of anything in west texas, oil fields and dirt. Oh and texas tech.

3) don't remember who said "rootin tootin" but that made me laugh

4) The campus is landlocked and is building up instead of out. The stadium is actually on the south east corner of campus. There are plenty of places to tailgate just off campus. And it is not hard to walk to the game. If you are showing up 1 hr before kickoff then you have already missed the party. Along these lines, I am very much looking forward to tailgaiting in columbus. I hope that ya'll are better at it than the mich fans at the rose bowl. Texas fans for the most part showed up at 7 or 8 am and partied untill the game, when the mich fans showed up, 30mins till kickoff in their tour bus, they acted like they had never seen a tailgate. I am convinced that the same cannot be true all over the big ten but i have to say that it did not reflect well, in my mind, on your confrences gameday habbits
 
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High Lonesome said:
4) The campus is landlocked and is building up instead of out. The stadium is actually on the south east corner of campus. There are plenty of places to tailgate just off campus. And it is not hard to walk to the game. If you are showing up 1 hr before kickoff then you have already missed the party. Along these lines, I am very much looking forward to tailgaiting in columbus. I hope that ya'll are better at it than the mich fans at the rose bowl. Texas fans for the most part showed up at 7 or 8 am and partied untill the game, when the mich fans showed up, 30mins till kickoff in their tour bus, they acted like they had never seen a tailgate. I am convinced that the same cannot be true all over the big ten but i have to say that it did not reflect well, in my mind, on your confrences gameday habbits

Our campus is pretty much landlocked as well, but there is never a shortage of "donations" if the University is in need of land.

As far as TSUN is concerned, to steal a Big12 reference, they would be considered "tea sips". Arrogant, condecending, and "better than that". (They have stickers in their coloring books :biggrin:)

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Ahhhh, i knew that woody wouldn't say the word but i guess that i didnt put two and two together. Thats good stuff, I might have to use that for the dirt burglers

ok and now that i know what tsun is, that is a new level of tea sippin'. Texas fans are the tea sips down here but we looked like rugged outlaws compared to that crowd.
 
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High Lonesome said:
Ahhhh, i knew that woody wouldn't say the word but i guess that i didnt put two and two together. Thats good stuff, I might have to use that for the dirt burglers


In a few ways they are similar...

Both have a good football tradition

Both are holier than thou

Neither of them recruit any players from their own state (No football "passion").
 
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