Bryce "L" Underwood (QB2 for ttun, for now)

[cincibuck]

Let me see, would I stand on the sideline and hold a clipboard for $3 mil a year?

You offering? Do I have to stand the whole time? How much does the clipboard weigh? Do I have to root for Michigan?

 

[colobuck79]

No. Yes. 2 pounds. No.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

The more I think about it, the weirder I think it is that he went to California for the bye week.
1. He's in school. Are all of his classes online, or doesn't he need to go to class? Do they even play school, anymore? Are coaches cool with him skipping classes?
2. Doesn't the team still practice in a bye week? The coaches were cool with him skipping practices? Who runs the offense in practice when he's out?

Have to image one of two conversations took place:

Conversation 1:
Underwood — “Imma bounce this week.”
Whit — “We’re starting Carr. You do you.”

Conversation 2:
Whit — “We’re starting Carr. You do you.”
Underwood — “Imma bounce this week.”

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Conversation 3:
*after a good rep in practice*
Carr -- Where's the big guy that congratulates me after TD throws?
Whit -- Which one?
Carr -- It's not a lineman... too skinny... let me think... Wait, I got it. He wore number 19
Whit -- Hadn't noticed he was missing