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Clarity;1548787; said:
Longwood is Colombian (only technically since she hasn't been there since she was like a few months old), not from Elitistan.
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If you had anything to be proud of, you'd have stolen her username.
 
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Clarity;1548787; said:
Longwood is Colombian (only technically since she hasn't been there since she was like a few months old), not from Elitistan.
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Elititstan is a fascinating place. Many BP members do not know that the bulk of Administrative duties are out-sourced to Elitistan. It is a warm and friendly country, albeit a little less advanced than the U.S.

Here is a link to the web page of their Department of Tourism and Goat Semen Registry.

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pello 16/08/2009 @ 02:20
Amaiurko artzain txakur txapelketa, Amaiurren tradizioa edo
ohitura bihurtu dena eta beren bestetan faltatzen ez den,
gauz bat da, baita ere Baztanen, herri bakarran egiten dena
da.

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Aurten 34.
edizioa izan da
eta zoritxarrez Patxi
Etxeberria "Xanpart" V.
memoriala ere. Honek erran
nahi du, orain dela bortz
urte joan zizaiguala Xanpart,
Euskal Herrian egon den
artzai oberena, txakurrekin
solas iten zuena eta ardiekin
jolas, mutil zintzoa zena eta
denegatik maitaua zena, bai
txapelketetan baita ere bere
bizitza arruntan.


Patxi Etxeberria Mihura, (Xanpart lagunentzat) 1958ko
otsailaren 2an sortu zen Amaiurreko Xanpartenbordan
baserrian, hortik dator bere goitizena. Ttikitatik, baserrian
artzaintzan hasi zen. Laster lan bakarti horretan zakurra
bilakatuko zen bere lagunik hoberena. Artaldearen zaintzen
egoten zen belardietan zakurren hezten hasi zen.
Patxirentzat txapelketetan aritzea ez zen helburua ez
zizaion ezta burutik pasatu, baina 1976an garai haietan
Amaiurren apeza zena Norberto Iturraldek, ezagutzen ziola
zein artzain ona zela, solastu ondoren animatu zion
Amaiurren, bere herrian parte artzera, 18 urte zeukan eta
bertze jendeen aitzinean bere burua erakustea izaera ez
izan arren, azkenean onartu zuen. Lehiatu eta irabazi, ez
bakarrik lehenengo hau baizik 10 aldiz gehiago irabatziko
zun Amaiurren.

Xanpart hasi zelarik, artzai zakurren txapelketaren munduak
iraultza ttikia ezagutu zuen. Amaiurko artzainak bere lehen
urtean, hitzordu nagusiak irabazi zituen, O?atiko masterra
tartean (artzai txakur txapelketetan sari nagusiena dena).
Lehen urte horretan Euskal Herriko txapela ez izan zuen
lortu, eguraldi kaskarra egin bai zuen Urkuiolan, baina
berantago bortz aldiz irabaziko zun (gaur egun ez du inork
hori lortu). Nafarroako txapela berehala jauntzi zuen, eta
ondoko urteetan 15 aldiz irabaziko zuen, hoietatik 12
segidan 1976tik 1987ra. hoietako sei bere lagun Labri-rekin
lortu zun eta bertze seiak Pintxe-rekin etahiru aldiz berriz
Lagun zakurrekin.

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Patxik eta bere lagunak (zakurrak)
txapelketetan ikusgarriak ziren,
jendea "flipatuta" gelditzen zen
nola manejatzen zun zakurrak eta
ardiak, bere sentiberatasuna
animaliekin, nola solasten zun bere
zakurrekin...segi aintzinera!, aitu
errana!.. Labri ta bertziak urbiltzen
ziren eta bere aurrian exerita,
artzaia eta zakurra aurrez aurrez,
begietatik begietara, solastu
ondoren, zirudien (argazkian Labri-
rekin) buruarekin baietz egiten zula
Labrik; -ulertu dizut, nausi- eta
harat, artaldera joaten zen ziztu
bizian, ardiak biltzen zitun eta
berriz txapela Patxirentzat.

1988an Nafarroako Txapelketa bertze Amaiurtar bat irabazi
zun, Felix Irigoien eta handik aurrera ia gutti edo ezerrez
lehiatu zuen.

Herrian gutti agertu arren, herriko bestetan bi egun pare, ez
gehigo, agertzen zen, herritarrek asko maitatzen ziotenez
1999 omenaldi xume eta ederra egin zioten Amaiurren eta
2001 berriz Iru?an, animo haundia artuta bere artzai
lanetan segitzeko zeren ia bere osasuna ukituta zegoen.
30urtekin osasun arazoakizan hasi zen eta hil baino lenago
neumonia haundi bat pastu zun baina berak artzai bezala
segitzen zun eta egunero Belateko zelaietara (ardien
bazkalekuetara) joan etorri egiten zun eta joan etorri
hoietako batetan bidean gelditu zen. 46 urte zitun eta
kristoneko palmaresa artzai bezala (O?atiko masterra 3
aldiz irabazita), horregatik eta ga?era mutil zintzoa, xumea
eta maitagarria zenez egun horretan Baztanen laino beltz
eta triste bat somatu zen (penaren lainoa).

​

Adixkide ginuen​

artista ere bazen,​

beti irrifartsu​

eman zizkigun​

hamaika atsegin​


Erantzunak ikusi/idatzi
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pello 16/08/2009 @ 02:20
It is clear as the goiter on an old peasant's neck, or groin,
that tradition reigns supreme in Elitistan, also called "The
villages where Japanese prisoners of war were beaten with
our hoes and large sticks until they bled to death, even
though it turns our that they were actually officials
from Kazakhstan seeking to sell us pipe and valves for our
first water purification plant." Elitistan is the name most
often used- yes?


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Arthur. Age 34.
His goofy smile tell you
that he has ingested the
local herb "zoritxarrez", a
natural form of the drug "Paxil",
sold in Elitistan as "Xanpart" .

It destroys your memory. This
national treasure is the number
one date rape drug throughout the
Caucasus, bar none, and I have
personally coped a feel or hid the
salami on various stuck up bitches -
dela bortz, prissy joan zizaiguala, Lesbo,
Euskal Herrian, and never even had to
pay even a chicken's fine to the parents
any of those "My family has five goats and
you are just a mud farmer with no hope
of owning even one goat - degenerate!"

We have black elderberry for the flu, also.
(Sold at Walgreen's in Croatia as "lagunentzat)
In 1958 the communists missed our country in
the National census. I mean, flat missed it.
We saved the money we did not pay in taxes to
pay the Jewish Doctor to fix every goiter in
every kid in our first grade classes, and we
saw that as our head start to a new future.
in the resulting Pogrom the Jewish community
was wiped out, the wealth of Elitistan being
concentrated in the hands of that one doctor.

Fast forward to 1976. American advisers found
the country and we began the modernization.
Goat semen was now kept and transported in
glass jars via truck, instead of in the pockets
of aprons of old maids who ran carrying the
semen beaten by sticks, or "erakustea izaera".

The age of consent was also lowered year after
year to attract the "zun Amaiurren", or Old
Grandfathers, men who wanted to date the
women of the villages. First 15, then 12,
until finally the law "Nafarroako txapela berehala
jauntzi zuen" was passed, which allowed sex
in exhange for money, as long as the money was
minted after 1987. This Pintxe-rekin, or
Scooter's Law, doubled the nation's revenue.


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Also, inter species dating,
(zakurrak) was legalized,
resulting in an influx of Scotsmen
and Michigander, or "small swords",
that began a sort of carnival atmosphere
like that of New Orleans - but with
animal sex instead of drunk Yankees
jumping in the family car with several
unemployed fraternity brothers from
the one semester you stayed in school
who descend on the land and puke and
piss and grope the locals while they
spend huge sums of zakurrekin...
"Thank God!" and whose drunken
exertions in 1988 made enough money
for every man in Elitistan to buy
bar soap for weddings with wife.


In 1988 the practice of killing strangers who
did not bring a block of string cheese was
officially pronounced to be less.

This so being it normal way now, the outsource
part of economy is taken off so much that most
people have a radio from 1999 - or at least from
2001 and has all weather channel.

Factory now come that villagers make for all the
turbans for Iruan, animal hides for naked Indians,
Honda generators that are quiet as smothered child,
and also most products that are buyed by Americans
at Walmart, including * (ardien bazkalekuetara) joan etorri
egiten zun eta joan etorri hoietako batetan bidean gelditu zen.
46 urte zitun eta kristoneko palmaresa artzai bezala (O?atiko
masterra 3 aldiz irabazita), horregatik eta gaera mutil zintzoa,
xumea eta maitagarria zenez egun horretan Baztanen laino beltz
eta triste bat somatu zen (penaren lainoa).
*sex products - then came chance at doing Administrator
work for foreign American company who want to save money
and sit on ass and drink and fight with
lower status peasants.

​

man has no shoes ​

artist wants laugh at dog sex time,​

Coach Rod waits for his turn​

Stick fight to go before Coach​

All share dog like Socialists​
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bkochmc;1549761; said:
A pre-owned Taurus.
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No, it was the '83 Chevette that was my first car. We had to dig it up first, but you could still see all the bobby pins I'd stick in the fabric on the roof whenever it would droop onto my head while driving. And now it's drooping again, but JCOSU's hair looks much nicer.
 
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Deety;1549800; said:
No, it was the '83 Chevette that was my first car. We had to dig it up first, but you could still see all the bobby pins I'd stick in the fabric on the roof whenever it would droop onto my head while driving. And now it's drooping again, but JCOSU's hair looks much nicer.
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On a related note, it's time to wash your show curtains again. And please, clean the window glass. It's my third request.
 
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