Brian "Body Kount" Kelly (HC Louisiana State)

[CincyInterloper]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...-alabama-brian-kelly-coach-pedigrees/1811671/

"The things I learned at Grand Valley ... are still in play with what I do here at Notre Dame."

Too bad he didn't learn about the effects of high winds on scissor lifts at Grand Valley.

 

[AuburnBuckeye]

Watched the notre dame coaches special on espin yesterday. It had Parseighan(sp?) and holtzh talking with Kelly. And they couldn't stop talkin about how ND is such a special place and the love there is like no where else IN THE WORLD. And i thought the pedos were cult-like.

 

[CincyInterloper]

Imagine all the circle-jerk shows we are going to get if the domers pull off a win tomorrow night.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

Imagine all the circle-jerk shows we are going to get if the domers pull off a win tomorrow night.

Just another reason why playing the spring game in Cincy is a good move IMO.

 

[Muck]

Parseghian is still alive?! I had no idea.

 

[Buckeye513]

Imagine all the circle-jerk shows we are going to get if the domers pull off a win tomorrow night.

Imagine how many Bama fans are going to be breeding tomorrow night if the Gumps win. We can't keep homogenizing the gene pool like this.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

Imagine how many Bama fans are going to be breeding tomorrow night if the Gumps win. We can't keep homogenizing the gene pool like this.

Too late.

 

[Muck]

Imagine how many Bama fans are going to be breeding tomorrow night if the Gumps win. We can't keep homogenizing the gene pool like this.

You ever notice that every man above the age of 30 in Alabama looks like they're made from mashed potatoes?

 

[Buckeyevsworld]

So if you include the loss to Florida, Brian Kelly's teams are 0-3 in the BCS, and they have been outscored 113-45.

 

[Beano Cook]

So if you include the loss to Florida, Brian Kelly's teams are 0-3 in the BCS, and they have been outscored 113-45.

The BCS is an abomination. In the good old days, Notre Dame would've beaten Kansas State in the Orange Bowl and won the national championship the next morning. It wouldn't have mattered that Alabama beat Louisville by 70 in the Sugar Bowl.

That's how college football should be, dammit. Instead, I've a got a crazy old bastard in a checkered hat hunting me down to pay off some bet I swear I never made with him.

Fuck the BCS.

 

[alexhortdog95]

The BCS is an abomination. In the good old days, Notre Dame would've beaten Kansas State in the Orange Bowl and won the national championship the next morning. It wouldn't have mattered that Alabama beat Louisville by 70 in the Sugar Bowl.

That's how college football should be, dammit. Instead, I've a got a crazy old bastard in a checkered hat hunting me down to pay off some bet I swear I never made with him.

Fuck the BCS.

Remember the days when you actually had to be an UNDEFEATED TEAM to play in this thing?

 

[alexhortdog95]

If the Domers had won last night, they would have propelled their head coach into a fairly exclusive club - coaches with 200 or more wins.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

If the Domers had won last night, they would have propelled their head coach into a fairly exclusive club - coaches with 200 or more wins.

For a second there, I thought you were including his girls softball wins as well.

 

[Jaxbuck]

If the Domers had won last night, they would have propelled their head coach into a fairly exclusive club - coaches with 200 or more wins.

That's good and all but the "I killed a kid and kept my job" club is pretty exclusive as well so he's got that going for him.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

That's good and all but the "I killed a kid and kept my job" club is pretty exclusive as well so he's got that going for him.

And yet unlike Bjorn O' Ball-less no BP special comment is in the thread title. Maybe you don't put one in Satan's thread, but certainly Brian Kelly and ND deserve one.