Brian "Body Kount" Kelly (HC Louisiana State)

[BuckeyeNation27]

On the left: Concerned that you aren't eating enough
On the right: Concerned that he's going to have to kill you because doing so will somehow gain 15 yards once

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

On the left: Concerned that you aren't eating enough
On the right: Concerned that he's going to have to kill you because doing so will somehow gain 15 yards once

You'd think the guy with 24 years of military service might have the higher body count.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

On the right: Concerned that he's going to have to kill you because doing so will somehow gain 15 yards once

I don't think BK is concerned about having to do it one bit.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I don't think BK is concerned about having to do it one bit.

I mean he's concerned because the rest of us will be all like "why'd you kill someone again?" and he'd have to answer all our annoying probing questions.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Confusing Chip and Brian; how does that happen?

Having the scissor lift fall against the wind ... I think I'm starting to narrow down the possibilities

One explanation is garden-variety stupidity
The only other one i can think of is a trol... nah... it's just stupid

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

10 million a year for endless 9-3 seasons.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

3 years and zero seasons where we were in a playoff spot after October.

I’m disgusted.

We will be 9-3 or 8-4 likely.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Time to send Purple McFuckface onto the scissor lift.

Hire Cig before someone else does.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Brian Kelly is a great coach and always has been.

Remember….

He has not one, but TWO Citrus Bowl titles

He’s 7-20 against Top 10 teams in his career

He’s 35-36 against Top 25 teams in his career

He’s 0-3 in Season Openers at LSU

He’s 1-6 on the road against ranked teams at LSU

And last but not least, he’s 0-6 in NY6 bowl games

And the best part is, he’s only been an FBS coach for 21 years, so we know he’s only gonna get better!

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[CincyInterloper]

Brian Kelly is a great coach and always has been.

Remember….

He has not one, but TWO Citrus Bowl titles

He’s 7-20 against Top 10 teams in his career

He’s 35-36 against Top 25 teams in his career

He’s 0-3 in Season Openers at LSU

He’s 1-6 on the road against ranked teams at LSU

And last but not least, he’s 0-6 in NY6 bowl games

And the best part is, he’s only been an FBS coach for 21 years, so we know he’s only gonna get better!

Does his NY6 bowl record include Cincinnati’s loss to Florida in the 2010 Sugar Bowl? I think he should get credit for that. Don’t want to short change the man.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Brian Kelly is a great coach and always has been.

Remember….

He has not one, but TWO Citrus Bowl titles

He’s 7-20 against Top 10 teams in his career

He’s 35-36 against Top 25 teams in his career

He’s 0-3 in Season Openers at LSU

He’s 1-6 on the road against ranked teams at LSU

And last but not least, he’s 0-6 in NY6 bowl games

And the best part is, he’s only been an FBS coach for 21 years, so we know he’s only gonna get better!

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Didn't put any tomatoes in my gumbo tonight.

Saving them to chuck at BK after the game

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]