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Brett Favre (H.O.F.)

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[Favre]

My elbow hurts.

My streak of games might be broken.

I got a football in the nuts at practice.

Please talk about those things, not the alleged pictures of my dick on Deadspin, or that I was skirt-chasing while married.

Hell. talk about all my turnovers, just don't talk about the alleged pictures of my dick on Deadspin.

I mean, how can you talk about that for any length?

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I knew a guy who sent a dick picture to an outrageously hot chick.

It worked*.

:ohwell:


*of course his was about a foot long so I'm not sure if that had anything to do with it.
 
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http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5844296
The manager for the woman at the center of the NFL's investigation of Brett Favre said Tuesday that the quarterback's agent asked about paying her to keep quiet.But that's not how Favre's agent, Bus Cook, sees it.
Cook said in a statement that Jenn Sterger's camp made "numerous overtures" to him. He said he believes money has been the motivation for the former New York Jets game-day emcee.
Sterger's manager, Phil Reese, told The Associated Press in a telephone interview that he called Cook in October to alert him about a forthcoming Internet report alleging Favre sent inappropriate messages and lewd photos to Sterger when they were both with the Jets two years ago.
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Cook replied in a statement to the AP on Tuesday that there was never an intention to offer money for silence.
"Her manager and her lawyer have made numerous overtures to me ... at least 6 between the two of them," Cook wrote. "Anyone can figure out why. The point is we were never going to pay them, we didn't pay them and we will never pay them. Because, there is NO reason to pay them! They should consider that their attempts to negotiate privately and through the media have failed."
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Joe Conway, Sterger's attorney, said he called Cook once to introduce himself and followed up with a letter. "It's not about money. It's about doing the right thing," Conway said in a phone interview.
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can someone say civil rape shield?
 
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Jaxbuck;1792596; said:
I knew a guy who sent a dick picture to an outrageously hot chick.

It worked*.

:ohwell:


*of course his was about a foot long so I'm not sure if that had anything to do with it.
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That's pretty much the only reason anyone should send a picture of their junk to a chick. From what I hear, Brett shouldn't have done it. :lol:
 
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Tonyank;1837295; said:
And im gonna go out on a limb and say he is officially done now.
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Yep, and a lot of cold Vikings fans are going to head home after the halftime ceremony honoring their stars of the past. Joe Webb isn't ready for this stage.
 
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Jake;1847420; said:
Two former Jets massage therapists sue Favre and team for sexual harrassment

I wonder how the divorce laws are in Mississippi? :slappy:
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Normally, its pretty straight forward:

She keeps the trailer and the jeep
He keeps the tv and the pickup.

She gets the dogs and he gets visitation on weekends and every Wednesday during hunting season.

Somehow, I don't think Brett's is going to be a standard divorce though. Something tells me she'll get the tv too.
 
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