Bret Bielema (HC Illinois)

[Palpie]

I'd say i hope to meet arky in a bowl to shut the fat douche up, but then tOSU would have massively underachieved to be in some crap pre-new-years game. So i guess we'll have to settle for kicking bama ass again for that all important transitive win over the hogs.

 

[MaxBuck]

Have you SEEN his wife?!

Definitely would hit. Then, into the trunk she goes.

 

[colobuck79]

Why is that 12-year old boy wearing a bikini?

 

[MaxBuck]

Why is that 12-year old boy wearing a bikini?

If that reminds you of a 12-yo boy, I want you nowhere near our schools.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Definitely would hit. Then, into the trunk she goes.

Trunk? Amateur hour I have a chain and mattress in my basement ready to go

 

[Thump]

Trunk? Amateur hour I have a chain and mattress in my basement ready to go

Pffft....Minor leaguer.

One word...."Chloroform."

 

[Honor&Glory]

Have you SEEN his wife?! Even a gay man would be semi aroused

I think the inference is that the fat douche is a limp dick.

 

[Oh8ch]

Pffft....Minor leaguer.

One word...."Chloroform."

Good call. Young chick like that I'll bet would love to play Colorforms.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Pffft....Minor leaguer.

One word...."Chloroform."

Too many things can go wrong

Date Brick....proven & reliable

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Too many things can go wrong

Date Brick....proven & reliable

 

[Sgt Brutus]

I think the inference is that the fat douche is a limp dick.

He can't even see his own dick, let alone use it

 

[kujirakira]

Definitely would hit. Then, into the trunk she goes.

Would hit without a doubt.
But colo has a point -- no curves. That side lean is usually money for hips regardless of body type -- and there's ever so barely a curve.
Her arm looks like it's about to snap under the weight of that alcoholic beverage too.
It's gotta be hard starving yourself to retain that trophy wife image. Giver her a Texas BBQ...

 

[buxfan4life]

She still with him? Guess that lease he signed for her in Vegas was over 60 months. Think he negotiated 0%?

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Giver her a Texas BBQ...

Not this argument again.

 

[Onebuckfan]

Hey Bert NIU can play you opponent next week and we will play you in say Nashville...WELL back pedal