Bret Bielema (HC Illinois)

[BuckeyeNation27]

Wow. He is under .500 and has won less than a 1/3 of his SEC games in just under 5 years at Arkansas?

He is not under 500 you fucking liar.

We're talking about pounds, right?

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Is that the clock for his pending termination or pending heart attack?

Yes

 

[mendensa]

that's some funny shit.

 

[charlohiottean]

Or Jenn hitting the road?

Good point. What's Jenn's buyout anyway?

 

[colobuck79]

Good point. What's Jenn's buyout anyway?

Half of everything.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Jeff Long Out As Arkansas AD, Staying on CFP Selection Committee

Long was also the first chairman of the College Football Playoff selection committee in 2014 and ’15 will remain a member of the committee. Bill Hancock, the committee's executive director, said the committee voted unanimously to ask Long to remain on the committee and that Long accepted.

Entire article: https://www.si.com/college-football/2017/11/15/jeff-long-out-arkansas-ad

Crap, I'll bet firing Jeff Long just totally screwed Arkansas' chances of getting nto the CFP this year.

 

[jwinslow]

Half of everything.

Including the #karma?

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Half of everything.

That’s a LOT.

 

[TDunk]

Dead man walking

 

[DiamondBuck]

Ya know, Urban has hired a few former HCs.

Perhaps the staff could use a Piss Boy.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Dead man walking

So that’s what we call walking? Looks like harpooning a whale.

 

[Honor&Glory]

So that’s what we call walking? Looks like harpooning a whale.

And he was 'smaller' than he is now.

 

[MaxBuck]

Is that the clock for his pending termination or pending heart attack?

I smell a prop bet.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I smell a prop bet.

Put me down for "fired first"

That fat fuck must have a ticker like an industrial water pump or he'd be dead already.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

His heart is actually well protected from everything. A bullet would stop before it got through all of the fat.




Hmmmmm. I wonder how many bullets he has stuck in there already?