Bret Bielema (HC Illinois)

[lvbuckeye]

He wears an asteroid belt.

 

[lvbuckeye]

He uses his driveway as his ironing board.

 

[lvbuckeye]

His picture weighs 23 pounds.

 

[lvbuckeye]

When he was in school, ALL the kids sat next to him.

 

[lvbuckeye]

You gotta use two bus transfers just to get to his good side.

 

[lvbuckeye]

When he went to the beach, people started pouring water on him, trying to push him in, talking 'bout Free Willy.

 

[lvbuckeye]

He wore a Malcom X t-shirt and a helicopter landed on him.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

@lvbuckeye doin work... lol

 

[gmen6981]

Shut 'er down boys. lvbuckeye wins the interwebz for the day!

 

[cjmik_75]

Is it just me, I’m picturing all these lvbuckeye jokes in a Rodney Dangerfield voice...

 

[sparcboxbuck]

@lvbuckeye

 

[Crump's brother]

Is it just me, I’m picturing all these lvbuckeye jokes in a Rodney Dangerfield voice...

The only thing funnier would be if lv himself were 400 pounds and still considered Bert a fat piece of sh*t.

 

[lvbuckeye]

I'm a little over, but who isn't.

Bert got baptized at Sea World.

 

[lvbuckeye]

He brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]