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Brats or burgers?


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Just sayin.....

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depends.

i prefer a good or great hamburger over a good or great brat.

i prefer an average or below-average brat over an average or below-average hamburger.

it's far easier to mess up a burger than it is to mess up a brat. i can be pleased with a burned brat. overcook the hamburger, however, and not even the condiments will save it. on the other hand, i think a standard brat with onions and mustard has a capped potential. the possible gap between solid and exceptional is not sizable. but a standard hamburger with onions, pickles, ketchup, and mustard still has the potential to make one's knees weak. moreover, the possible gap between solid and exceptional for a burger is virtually limitless.

because of these variables, i could not submit a vote. sorry.

I voted for brats because they're never really bad, but I agree with the quoted post.
 
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depends.

i prefer a good or great hamburger over a good or great brat.

i prefer an average or below-average brat over an average or below-average hamburger.

it's far easier to mess up a burger than it is to mess up a brat. i can be pleased with a burned brat. overcook the hamburger, however, and not even the condiments will save it. on the other hand, i think a standard brat with onions and mustard has a capped potential. the possible gap between solid and exceptional is not sizable. but a standard hamburger with onions, pickles, ketchup, and mustard still has the potential to make one's knees weak. moreover, the possible gap between solid and exceptional for a burger is virtually limitless.

because of these variables, i could not submit a vote. sorry.
I......I've never seen such a philosophical analysis of the nuances of the burger. Now I'm so confused.
 
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