BP: What’s on tap?

[shetuck]

You know where I’ll be….

choking on a bag of dicks?

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

What's up Teddy? It's been a while. Wanna get together later? I've been missing that "Big Stick" of yours, if you know what I mean.

Oh Dolly can you smell what the rough rider is cooking

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

choking on a bad of dicks?

You ma’am are a cad

 

[shetuck]

You ma’am are a cad

 

[heisman]

“Migrate?” That mean we’re all now immigrants? Are you creating a path for BP citizenship or deportation for some (Those People, of course, not me) of the loonies around here?

We moved from the garden apartment in the government housing project to the penthouse in Manhattan without a rent increase. (or something like that anyway).

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

 

[Dolly Madison]

Oh Dolly can you smell what the rough rider is cooking

Oh Teddy, you DO know how to make a girl swoon. Come on over later and maybe I'll let you "frost my cakes".

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Oh Teddy, you DO know how to make a girl swoon. Come on over later and maybe I'll let you "frost my cakes".

Girl you know my creamy drizzle is the perfect frosting for your cakes. I’ll drop by later and we can whip some up.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Might be time for a move to Horseshoes & Hand Grenades

 

[GeorgeWashington]

Too bad you ain't getting in them Georgie boy.

Dolly, you raggedy wench, you must want more wooden splinters on that donkey arse you tote around.

 

[Dolly Madison]

Dolly, you raggedy wench, you must want more wooden splinters on that donkey arse you tote around.

What's the matter Georgie? You sure didn't talk like that when said you wanted to "tussle in my bustle"!

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Dolly, you raggedy wench, you must want more wooden splinters on that donkey arse you tote around.

George, George you need to put those wood teeth back in their box before you hurt someone….

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Still not working for me ...

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I got 16 results so it appears to be missing a few or ten.

 

[3yardsandacloud]

I got 16 results so it appears to be missing a few or ten.

Well someone's not even trying ...

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Well someone's not even trying ...

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That LovelandBuckeye person really has carved out a niche, huh?