BP Security Level Alert System

[iambrutus]

can we use a code phrase for when they start attacking...

the eagle flys at noon but only in june, in july it flys at 1pm, in january its usually around 230pm, all times are eastern daylight savings time...

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Wanna know how I know you're gay?

Cause you have sex with men.

I have sex with WOmen... and before anyone else says it. Large women.

 

[osugrad21]

Are we issuing Kevlar?

 

[iambrutus]

Are we issuing Kevlar?

i dont know, is Mo available today?

 

[OSUsushichic]

Can I get some duct tape over here? And some lip balm?

 

[Buckin' A]

Are we issuing Kevlar?

It's not in the budget....use a trash can lid.

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Are we issuing Kevlar?

I already passed the vests out... why didn't you come to the meeting???

 

[iambrutus]

Can I get some duct tape over here? And some lip balm?

wait, lip balm, who you planning on kissing

 

[OSUsushichic]

wait, lip balm, who you planning on kissing

your ass goodbye.

OK, move over Chertoff!

 

[sandgk]

I already passed the vests out... why didn't you come to the meeting???

These?

They wouldn't stop the wind let alone a full-scale massing of the hordes.
Damned typical that we get short-changed on the BP Body Armor :tongue2:

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

wait, lip balm, who you planning on kissing

girls always have to be prepared....
Sush, I grabbed some bills out of petty cash, heading to the drugstore now, open the door for me when I return...




oh yeah, cherry, buggle gum or Dr. Pepper flavored?

Bonnie Bell ROCKS!

 

[Buckin' A]

We need to start a BP Kevlar fund raiser....ideas?

 

[iambrutus]

We need to start a BP Kevlar fund raiser....ideas?

kissing booth, since ryn is getting lip balm for her and sushi, we pay to watch them kiss...

 

[osugrad21]

I already passed the vests out... why didn't you come to the meeting???

Gameday...I was finishing my morning sacrifice of three bulls, 6 chickens, and 18 mice.

Sorry.

 

[iambrutus]

Gameday...I was finishing my morning sacrifice of three bulls, 6 chickens, and 18 mice.

Sorry.

wait it thought it was 18 chickens and 38 mice.... um... anyone want chicken for lunch?