BP Security Level Alert System

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Ladies.. Gentlemen..

As you may well know by now, there have been rumors about an impending attack on this board. I know speculation has been high and fears tweaked. First, let me assure everyone that the situation is in hand. We encourage you to behave normally (although we do recommend you stock up on duct tape) - go to work, school... the mall.. whatever.

We have decided to implement a color coded warning system. This should help you feel safe. Once we decide on the colors we'll let you know what they are and what they mean. For now, it's enough to know we're at Code something or another. Act accordingly.

 

[Buckin' A]

Are we in threat con charlie?

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

If we hit defcon level 3 I'm outta here.

I'm so scared... I wish I could find my glow stick, in the event something major happens... is it still women and children first?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

People... I think I made it clear, it's a color coded system... not letters or numbers.

 

[THEWOOD]

MEET ME AT THE MAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!

 

[osugrad21]

Are we in threat con charlie?

What the hell kind of question is this?!?! You are in charge of SECURITY and YOU DON'T KNOW?!?!

Oh, we are all done...dead.

Shit.

Anyway, can we use chartreuse as a color code in honor of Thump?

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

People... I think I made it clear, it's a color coded system... not letters or numbers.

will the colors be spelled out in letters?

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

What the hell kind of question is this?!?! You are in charge of SECURITY and YOU DON'T KNOW?!?!

Oh, we are all done...dead.

Shit.

Anyway, can we use chartreuse as a color code in honor of Thump?

I prefer Tangerine, it brings out my eyes better

 

[Buckin' A]

What the hell kind of question is this?!?! You are in charge of SECURITY and YOU DON'T KNOW?!?!

Oh, we are all done...dead.

Shit.

Anyway, can we use chartreuse as a color code in honor of Thump?

Damn it Grad...I didn't get the memo. You know the heads of security (FBI and CIA) are always the last to know anything.....

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Anyway, can we use chartreuse as a color code in honor of Thump?

Wanna know how I know you're gay?


Cause you know how to spell chartreuse.

 

[osugrad21]

Wanna know how I know you're gay?


Cause you know how to spell chartreuse.

Eh...damn.

However, two points of defense: 1) I'm an English teacher with immaculate spelling skill. 2) Chartreuse is a vocab word this week

...but, point taken.

Asshole.

 

[Buckin' A]

Wanna know how I know you're gay?


Cause you know how to spell chartreuse.

 

[Buckin' A]

People... I think I made it clear, it's a color coded system... not letters or numbers.

Will these be the warning colors?

 

[Hubbard]

Wanna know how I know you're gay?


Cause you know how to spell chartreuse.

Wanna know how I know you're gay?

Cause you have sex with men.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

will the colors be spelled out in letters?

If you're lucky.