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BP Fantasy Baseball est. 2008 (Current Champion = Ahiacitian)

.266 team OBP for the week. But don’t worry, when they did accidentally get a hit, it wasn’t for power either. .302 team slugging for the week. My entire fucking team was worse than Billy Hamilton. Honestly, this level of suck is so incredible that it somehow ends up being impressive.
 
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.266 team OBP for the week. But don’t worry, when they did accidentally get a hit, it wasn’t for power either. .302 team slugging for the week. My entire fucking team was worse than Billy Hamilton. Honestly, this level of suck is so incredible that it somehow ends up being impressive.
Even Shohei is a schmuck?
 
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.266 team OBP for the week. But don’t worry, when they did accidentally get a hit, it wasn’t for power either. .302 team slugging for the week. My entire fucking team was worse than Billy Hamilton. Honestly, this level of suck is so incredible that it somehow ends up being impressive.
I'm still not sure how I won WHIP from you, given that I had Rhett Lowder and Hunter Gaddis shitting all over themselves on the mound....
 
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I am 2nd or 3rd worst in every offensive category and all but 2 or 3 pitching categories.

Ho-lee Fuck is this team bad.

What's worse is, that the scrap heap is so depleted, there aren't any real upgrades to be had.

If this team was a horse, I'd have to shoot it.
 
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