BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[Jaxbuck]

Welp, Mookie Betts is hurt and Eugenio Suarez isn't, so I'm pretty well fucked.

That malingering cunt Josh Donaldson is grabbing at his calf again. Yet another team that will list him as "day to day" for a month before they'll put him on the DL.

As soon as I saw him sit out and saw the word "calf" I knew he was done. I'll likely have to just drop him.

 

[Smudger]

Dropping that #MalingeringCunt seemed to work out well for me last year @Jaxbuck

 

[Jaxbuck]

Dropping that #MalingeringCunt seemed to work out well for me last year @Jaxbuck

You've only got 50 some odd games for his hymen to heal.

Not sure if that's going to be enough time.

 

[Jake]

My bums are 4/26 from the plate today. My roto team is even better - 1/24.

5 for fucking 50. Christ, I couldn't do much worse than .100 if I did the batting myself.

 

[Jaxbuck]

My bums are 4/26 from the plate today. My roto team is even better - 1/24.

5 for fucking 50. Christ, I couldn't do much worse than .100 if I did the batting myself.

Just think, you could face the Reds pen and likely hit north of .300

 

[brodybuck21]

My bums are 4/26 from the plate today. My roto team is even better - 1/24.

5 for fucking 50. Christ, I couldn't do much worse than .100 if I did the batting myself.

Do you have suarez and winker on your squad?

 

[Jake]

Do you have suarez and winker on your squad?

Worse. I drafted bums like Ozzie Albies, Gleybar Torres, and Josh Bell.

 

[Jake]

Had to make some tough decisions but in a season this short I can only tolerate so many .147 hitters for so long.

 

[Smudger]

Had to make some tough decisions but in a season this short I can only tolerate so many .147 hitters for so long.

Speaking of which, can we drop the Can’t Cut List?

 

[Jake]

Speaking of which, can we drop the Can’t Cut List?

Done. I hate that fucking thing.

I forgot when you create a new league Yahoo defaults to that shit.

 

[MD Buckeye]

Are we unable to add NA players without dropping someone anymore?

 

[Jake]

Are we unable to add NA players without dropping someone anymore?

When I added the roster positions and changed waivers for one day it seems Yahoo reset a bunch of shit to their default settings.

I'm trying to find where to turn it back on but frankly this league has been more trouble than its worth. It's worth more than half of my roster - who are getting cut by the way - but that's not saying much. Two weeks into a seven-week season I've got no time for clowns with 2 hits. Team is pretty much eliminated already anyway.

If I find that setting I will turn it back on. Bring on football (let there be football).

EDIT: I found it.

 

[MD Buckeye]

When I added the roster positions and changed waivers for one day it seems Yahoo reset a bunch of shit to their default settings.

I'm trying to find where to turn it back on but frankly this league has been more trouble than its worth. It's worth more than half of my roster - who are getting cut by the way - but that's not saying much. Two weeks into a seven-week season I've got no time for clowns with 2 hits. Team is pretty much eliminated already anyway.

If I find that setting I will turn it back on. Bring on football (let there be football).

EDIT: I found it.

All good. @Ahiacitian scooped him anyway

 

[Ahiacitian]

All good. @Ahiacitian scooped him anyway

Which means he is guaranteed to fail in his debut on Sunday.

 

[Jake]

Gleyber bleepin' Torres is 0-for-23 this week.